karmic for president

[Captain Beard]

no group meetings in the rape shed, i want to keep my dignity and not blame myself for what my happen for the next 15 years of my life so people can feel sorry for me but not press charges cause im to scared but yet i tell people i was raped then i can get attention and use that as a crutch and a fault for all my problems.

They don't rape males. Unless you're talking about Bueno Excellente. But he's kept in a separate facility.

 

[Lunar Still]

We have to appoint a Chairman for the Committee to sticky this thread ASAP, and also buttsecks.

 

[Liverslapper]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

meeting in rape shed and afterwords, buttsecks. (with women)

 

[derek]

We have to appoint a Chairman for the Committee to sticky this thread ASAP, and also buttsecks.

Nominate someone, so we can concur and pass it as law that someone will Chair said committee.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

so begins bureaucracy!

 

[derek]

I concur.

 

[derek]

MOTION PASSED.

 

[Captain Beard]

I ninja. Then I fart. My ass seems to agree.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Did you just second yourself? Awesome.

 

[Captain Beard]

I shall take a giant shit to celebrate. Hundreds will die.

 

[Shpongled]

Also, I'll be turning Washington into the omelette capitol of the world, so whenever the urge for a tasty egged treat is aroused, come visit the Evergreen state

 

[derek]

I CONCUR.

 

[derek]

Wait, we have no Federal power over your Autonomous Kingdom.

Rock on.

 

[derek]

That needed a double post.

 

[Liverslapper]

now we need an army.

 

[Shpongled]

You won't need it because I agree with and go along with all of your federal rulings!

 

[derek]

For what?

I dunno about you, but I plan on being inebriated in some fashion throughout my term in office. The last things I want to do is to be declaring war on people. I'd rather take a hovercraft to Kevin's Kingdom and have omlette.

 

[Nikki]

..Warrel??

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

 

[Liverslapper]

wait, david has ninja's. if anyone chooses to defy us, they will be taken to the rape shed for "questioning"