karmic for president
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Lunar Still
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Liverslapper
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Dude you need a position. Choose.
im still thinking and i can't come up with one lol. help meh!!
derek
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Lunar Still
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Liverslapper
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pass a bill to send all wankers and "niggaz" to the moon. some black peeps are cool as hell but the other ones with the bling blong and the grills and shit can go die.
derek
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Liverslapper
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derek
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derek
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Liverslapper
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- Sep 6, 2001
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I told the ninjas about this campaign. They asked if you wanted the constitution changed so he can run, then the other two candidates have "accidents?"
Shapeless)))
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derek
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derek
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Done.
This makes sense.
OK, so offices thus far:
President, Commander in Chief, Jedi Master, Honored Leader and Kirk-Picard Minister for Ass Kickery: Karmic.
Vice President, Chairman of the Committee for foreign affairs with fictional universes and Malcolm Reynolds Honorary Secretary responsible for hiding alliance fugitives: Max.
Secretary of MEAT, Chairman of the We Promise to Think about doing things for Africa committee and Honorary Secretary of knowing lots of historical shit: Derek.
Master of Washington State and completely Autonomous King of his own sexually and colour-energy charged domain: Kevin.
First Lady and Minister for being below average height but hot as a product of that cute shortness: Nikki.
War General and Head of PANZERTANK DIVISION ZWEIBETAJONSCHAFFER: Emily.
Secretary of Agriculture and the growing of most things that people can use for a multitude of things and honorary Chairman of the Committee for MOARTITS: Neal.
Secretary of France, Shogun of Frogs Legs, Moustaches, surrendering and Minister of everything to do with France: Heartless Name.
Minister of Gasses and Honorary Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions, and Chief Executive of the National Gas Reserve, Fort Knox: Derick.
Minister for Cavorting with NINJAS and using them for his own nefarious ends and Co-Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions: David.
Minister for ZAZZ, PAZZ, NAZZ, PIZAZZ and all other derivatives and Honorary Chairman of the Committee for the Unification of all the fucking committees committee: Russell.
Minister for Cheese and other savoury goods that go brilliantly with meat, namely: tits and beer: Josh.
Pime Rib Minister for making sure DEM GODDAMN BLACKS stay in line, Honorary Minister for making sure social, religious and racial minorities continue only to provide us with good restaurants and Chairman of the Committee to ensure that no three nippled chicks get into our Senatorial orgies without a prior 2/3s majority approval of said third nipple: Steve.
Sexy neighbour that wears a fishing hat and drunkenly brings beers round with eerie regularity/timing/comedic effect: Shapeless.
Liverslapper
w00t
no group meetings in the rape shed, i want to keep my dignity and not blame myself for what my happen for the next 15 years of my life so people can feel sorry for me but not press charges cause im to scared but yet i tell people i was raped then i can get attention and use that as a crutch and a fault for all my problems.
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