karmic for president
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derek
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derick can be Secretary of National Gasses (and chief executive of the National Gas Reserve, Fort Knox)
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derek
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This makes sense.
OK, so offices thus far:
President, Commander in Chief, Jedi Master, Honored Leader and Kirk-Picard Minister for Ass Kickery: Karmic.
Vice President, Chairman of the Committee for foreign affairs with fictional universes and Malcolm Reynolds Honorary Secretary responsible for hiding alliance fugitives: Max.
Secretary of MEAT, Chairman of the We Promise to Think about doing things for Africa committee and Honorary Secretary of knowing lots of historical shit: Derek.
Master of Washington State and completely Autonomous King of his own sexually and colour-energy charged domain: Kevin.
First Lady and Minister for being below average height but hot as a product of that cute shortness: Nikki.
War General and Head of PANZERTANK DIVISION ZWEIBETAJONSCHAFFER: Emily.
Secretary of Agriculture and the growing of most things that people can use for a multitude of things and honorary Chairman of the Committee for MOARTITS: Neal.
Secretary of France, Shogun of Frogs Legs, Moustaches, surrendering and Minister of everything to do with France: Heartless Name.
Minister of Gasses and Honorary Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions, and Chief Executive of the National Gas Reserve, Fort Knox: Derick.
Minister for Cavorting with NINJAS and using them for his own nefarious ends and Co-Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions: David.
Minister for ZAZZ, PAZZ, NAZZ, PIZAZZ and all other derivatives and Honorary Chairman of the Committee for the Unification of all the fucking committees committee: Russell.
Minister for Cheese and other savoury goods that go brilliantly with meat, namely: tits and beer: Josh.
Pime Rib Minister for making sure DEM GODDAMN BLACKS stay in line, Honorary Minister for making sure social, religious and racial minorities continue only to provide us with good restaurants and Chairman of the Committee to ensure that no three nippled chicks get into our Senatorial orgies without a prior 2/3s majority approval of said third nipple.
Sexy neighbour that wears a fishing hat and drunkenly brings beers round with eerie regularity/timing/comedic effect: Shapeless.
OK, so offices thus far:
President, Commander in Chief, Jedi Master, Honored Leader and Kirk-Picard Minister for Ass Kickery: Karmic.
Vice President, Chairman of the Committee for foreign affairs with fictional universes and Malcolm Reynolds Honorary Secretary responsible for hiding alliance fugitives: Max.
Secretary of MEAT, Chairman of the We Promise to Think about doing things for Africa committee and Honorary Secretary of knowing lots of historical shit: Derek.
Master of Washington State and completely Autonomous King of his own sexually and colour-energy charged domain: Kevin.
First Lady and Minister for being below average height but hot as a product of that cute shortness: Nikki.
War General and Head of PANZERTANK DIVISION ZWEIBETAJONSCHAFFER: Emily.
Secretary of Agriculture and the growing of most things that people can use for a multitude of things and honorary Chairman of the Committee for MOARTITS: Neal.
Secretary of France, Shogun of Frogs Legs, Moustaches, surrendering and Minister of everything to do with France: Heartless Name.
Minister of Gasses and Honorary Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions, and Chief Executive of the National Gas Reserve, Fort Knox: Derick.
Minister for Cavorting with NINJAS and using them for his own nefarious ends and Co-Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions: David.
Minister for ZAZZ, PAZZ, NAZZ, PIZAZZ and all other derivatives and Honorary Chairman of the Committee for the Unification of all the fucking committees committee: Russell.
Minister for Cheese and other savoury goods that go brilliantly with meat, namely: tits and beer: Josh.
Pime Rib Minister for making sure DEM GODDAMN BLACKS stay in line, Honorary Minister for making sure social, religious and racial minorities continue only to provide us with good restaurants and Chairman of the Committee to ensure that no three nippled chicks get into our Senatorial orgies without a prior 2/3s majority approval of said third nipple.
Sexy neighbour that wears a fishing hat and drunkenly brings beers round with eerie regularity/timing/comedic effect: Shapeless.
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derek
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Squid pro quo
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WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
derek
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Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
derek
Grey Eminence
and you being head of foreign affairs with fictional universes got nothing?
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Oh no, that was quite clever as well.
My first order of business will be to raise funds for Malaria aid in Dagobah.
My first order of business will be to raise funds for Malaria aid in Dagobah.
derek
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Fuck yeah! First Washington State law.... take your pictures and go home. Neal's welcome to run his operations from Washington State if he so desires.
I will distribute free pass cards that allow you to come and go as you please and stay as long as you want to the people I deem worthy.
I will distribute free pass cards that allow you to come and go as you please and stay as long as you want to the people I deem worthy.
Liverslapper
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Ok and how are we gonna raise these funds? NEAL! start growing and widely distribute the plants to many. Then we can build a space ship and go to Dagobah, i wanna pet yoda
derek
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Ok and how are we gonna raise these funds? NEAL! start growing and widely distribute the plants to many. Then we can build a space ship and go to Dagobah, i wanna pet yoda
Dude you need a position. Choose.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
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