Kinda gay, but fill n the blanks

[MajestikMøøse]

actually, we aren't lovers, we were just really drunk, and were dared.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Your tight................round............bright white ass.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Jesus christ, does everyone have to respond at the exact same fucking time?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

actually, we aren't lovers, we were just really drunk, and were dared.

As I am a registered member of the Universal Life Church.....you two are now married.

 

[a guy...]

Hey friend, where are you in this orgy??? *looks around* HEY! Get the hell away from my cat!

Meow.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's it, I'm going to my pregnant goat for some sweet lovin'!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

As I am a registered member of the Universal Life Church.....you two are now married.

I'm calling your bluff on that, and besides, I'm in Canada, and its not legal.... yet....

 

[a guy...]

That's it, I'm going to my pregnant goat for some sweet lovin'!

Bloody goat loving?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, I can't marry nico, sorry, I'm already married to this big beautiful goat. hehe, her beard looks like Warrel's..........OH MY GOD! MY WIFE IS WARREL DANE!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'm calling your bluff on that, and besides, I'm in Canada, and its not legal.... yet....

Then I guess your Mr. & Mr. tattoos are purely ornamental now.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

....and he's pregnant....WITH MEH BABY!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Oh, I can't marry nico, sorry, I'm already married to this big beautiful goat. hehe, her beard looks like Warrel's..........OH MY GOD! MY WIFE IS WARREL DANE!

your goat has a WOMB BROOM!!!!?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If anyone sees Warrel in concert, tell him I love him, and to come home soon. Oh, and tell him that if his periods become too irregular, he needs to rest. Touring is not worth his death and the death of our baby.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I promise I do nothing of the sort (sorry couldn't resist!), and I've talked to LRD on the phone and that's enough!

 

[a guy...]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahdy ho!!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

...and thus our orgy ends? Without the severed penises and bright shiny asses, it's lonely around here.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

plenty of orgy right here

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