Kinda gay, but fill n the blanks

[MajestikMøøse]

awwww.... I was looking forward to getting raped by you.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.................*slays BlackwaterNymph* YOU WORK FOR GOD, DO YOU NOT?!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*sees an erect penis pop up from her corpse* Well, that was unexpected.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

awwww.... I was looking forward to getting raped by you.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Bend over.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

*sees an erect penis pop up from her corpse* Well, that was unexpected.

Better check to see if yours is missing.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Bend over.

uh oh... I thought it would be the other kind of rape... no... don't put that there... nooOOOOOOO!!!!! Noooooo000--essssssss!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! WOOO!!!!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Holy shit....how did you do that?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I mean, how did you take my penis off and put it in your vagina? I have not yet managed to pull that off. And nico, you know she's fucking you with my penis, right?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

this.... is..... not..... a..... strapon......????

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I mean, how did you take my penis off and put it in your vagina? I have not yet managed to pull that off. And nico, you know she's fucking you with my penis, right?

Weeeeeeeeell, it's not my first time.

Hows that girth workin out for ya?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh no, it's all real baby.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

err...that was directed towards.....nico.........

 

[MajestikMøøse]

funny, I thought it felt familiar

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wow, this seriously HAS to qualify as the worst threadjacking EVER! WE RULE!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You KNOW it feels familiar, or at least, YOU BETTER KNOW, BITCH!

 

[a guy...]

Bad porny board members!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Hows that girth workin out for ya?"

Can I borrow your clit, because I have now lost all sensation in that area, you know, EVER SINCE YOU CUT MY PENIS OFF!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Wow, this seriously HAS to qualify as the worst threadjacking EVER! WE RULE!

LoM.... you and I are the Kings of threadjacking, any thread jacking involving the two of us always goes horribly wrong... but, you're getting off topic again.

Fortunately for me, I still have my penis... its just too bad that your severed organ is currently lodged in my ass.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

"Hows that girth workin out for ya?"

Can I borrow your clit, because I have now lost all sensation in that area, you know, EVER SINCE YOU CUT MY PENIS OFF!

No I need it for my own pleasure. Fucking a guy in the ass with his lover's severed penis really gets me hot.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Hey friend, where are you in this orgy??? *looks around* HEY! Get the hell away from my cat!