laura - on the board and not answering her phone?

[Will Bozarth]

stop sucking cock in Pittsburgh and pick up

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

holy shit, i just remembered that my phone's still in my room. must be annoying the fuck out of my room mate. sorry!

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah. i just called it 3 or 4 times and sent a text message. your room mate's going to tell the higher ups in your school that you're doing something ELSE that's bugging her

 

[Chromatose]

stop sucking pits in cocksburg

 

[Dead Winter]

Laura, what floor do you live on?

Second and third story windows usually have a way of silencing people.

 

[tered]

Awesome thread...reminds me when cops hit their lights when wanting to get home in time for dinner.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

stop sucking pits in cocksburg

ah, how i long to return to my beloved maryland and the wonderful town of cocksburg.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Laura, what floor do you live on?

Second and third story windows usually have a way of silencing people.

6th floor windows do a far better job.

 

[Dead Winter]

...and now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and pushing people out of windows wins the war

 

[Dead Winter]

Absolutely. It's like a nuclear bomb on an unsuspecting target: sure it sucks to be them, but you'll win, hands down.

 

[Chromatose]

You should write a book with a catchy title, such as "Defenestrate your way to success!"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

kill two people, in a highly amusing fashion, with one action.

 

[Will Bozarth]

or one really large black woman that you used to room with

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I still wanna start a thrash band called Defenestrator.

 

[Captain Beard]

I would so listen to your band. That word is AWESOME.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

omg.

 

[Captain Beard]

WTFBBQ! You forgot that part.

 

[rebirth]

your a sick puppy will