Lets make Opeth jokes!

[Belial]

How do you make Opeth cry on stage?

Have them play Black Rose Immortal then when they're finished shout: "again!"

 

[Dangerblade]

How do you know when Opeth have turned homosexual?
When they make a song called "Brown Rose Immortal."

 

[Devilish monster from the hill]

How do you know when Opeth have turned homosexual?
When they decide to make two records, one "mellow" and one "regular"...

 

[random_phil]

Originally posted by Dangerblade
How do you know when Opeth have turned homosexual?
When they make a song called "Brown Rose Immortal."

 

[Opet]

@ Belial

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Yeah man, mellow CD's are fucking gay, I hate mellow

Anywho, I've got a joke.

Why is amon düül ii so fucking awesome?

Because they are amazing

 

[Risedfromthedead]

When do you know that Opeth is actually Otep?
When you take away the H and change T to a P and P to a T.

 

[Demonspell]

Opeth has secretly been encouraging fans to shoplift their albums. I became suspicious when I saw one labeled "My Arms, Your Purse."

 

[ricochet]

What television commercials does Mikael hate the most?
Any commercials endorsing razors, especially Norelco and Gillette.

...is that goo?

 

[JDF2002]

Of course you hate mellow music your from Florida. The American metal scene sucks ass...." if your not brutal fuck you" thats the attitude its fucking retarded

 

[ricochet]

Originally posted by JDF2002
Of course you hate mellow music your from Florida. The American metal scene sucks ass...." if your not brutal fuck you" thats the attitude its fucking retarded

I assume you are referring to Oyo's comment. He was being sarcastic about the mellow thing, which is why he included the smiley.

I believe your comment should have been directed towards Devilish monster from the hill.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Yes, I am an american, therefore I am a fucking idiot.

I now must go and watch Survivor, the only american activity. After that I will drive my SUV to the supermarket to buy some american breakfast cereal.

God bless George Bush and America, bomb those dirty arab non-christians!

 

[Heliologue]

did you hear? mikael akerfeldt says he's trying to "live his music", which explains why he's getting "thicker"

 

[Heliologue]

i wonder if "face of melinda" is the name of a cumshot series.

 

[Static]

What happened when Mikael Akerfeldt tried to steal the amaranth symbol near the moor and got chased by the demon of the fall who wanted to punish Mikael by growing together with his skin?

Mikael tried to run away, run away, but in just one second was left with nothing.

Police told the press today that Akerfeldt was found weeping under the moon in the forest of october, apparently attempting to travel through the eternal flame as the rain kept falling. He made this comment: "I have kept it, the Amaranth symbol", confirming his guilt. When asked if he thought he could have gotten away with it he said: "If it wasn't for that meddling apostle! I should have triumphed!" Mikael was arrested claiming he had been benighted by his own pride, and had lost his grip on all control. The police chief stated that a life of crime was not "the only way to follow, ahh ahh ahh".

Thats my attempt to be funny.

 

[morganm]

Originally posted by saturnix
did you hear? mikael akerfeldt says he's trying to "live his music", which explains why he's getting "thicker"

Can we call him Mikael Fat-kerfeldt from now on?

 

[Ermz]

Good attempt at being funny Static

 

[Static]

Cheers

 

[Opet]

This is when I busted out laughing..

Static
He made this comment: "I have kept it, the Amaranth symbol", confirming his guilt. and The police chief stated that a life of crime was not "the only way to follow, ahh ahh ahh".

 

[Mosh Kosh]

How do you know when opeth have turned homosexual?

When the release a CD called 'My arms, your arse'