The Opeth joke thread

[Hieronimus]

Huh?! You must be mentally ill to laugh about that, Profanity, damn.

 

[Profanity]

I don't recall laughing, I simply smiled.

 

[Arnold Layne]

Look profanity the only thing you create is exactly what you have turned this thread into.

 

[Profanity]

that doesn't make sense.

 

[Hieronimus]

Useless shit.

 

[Profanity]

Don't speak to Arnie like that.

 

[Profanity]

bump

 

[fuscous]

i hate it

 

[Darkhammer]

opeth was going on a trip for fun and when they were deciding where to go they asked the martins, and after they had decided they said "we'll just stay here then." and when the martins asked why peter replied "i don't want to drink the water and get the shits" to which Lopez replied "WE'RE NOT MEXICAN YOU FUCKING RACIST."

thats just the worst joke in the world, have fun.

 

[Botfly]

opeth was going on a trip for fun and when they were deciding where to go they asked the martins, and after they had decided they said "we'll just stay here then." and when the martins asked why peter replied "i don't want to drink the water and get the shits" to which Lopez replied "WE'RE NOT MEXICAN YOU FUCKING RACIST."

That's a short attention span you got there, kiddo