The Opeth joke thread

[Saber Rider]

Who is this Melinda?

It's Opeth in hungarian.

 

[Profanity]

Bob forbid you actually read more than eight words in one sitting, right?

I read the first 10 lines.

 

[Profanity]

It's Opeth in hungarian.

Wrong! band names can't be translated.

 

[Arnold Layne]

I havent seen the new family guy yet , but its a pretty old joke and I like it.

 

[Profanity]

Rudolf and Percy were friends and they both went out for dinner. Rudolf suddenly said to Percy, "you look sexy tonight" and Percy said "of course I do, I have the Face Of Melinda"

 

[Moonstruck]

@Profanity: You are a horrible, horrible person.

 

[Profanity]

It was Looking For A Job's picture which made my joke horrible.

 

[spigot]

Quit laughing at me you twisted fucker.

 

[Profanity]

I've had a sex change so I guess that makes me Twisted cSister.

 

[Hieronimus]

Here's my addition to this topic:

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames.

Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?

 

[atilla000]

Here's my addition to this topic:

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames.

Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?

Too realistic

 

[Saber Rider]

What's the difference between Mikael Akerfeldt and Profanity?

Mike plays in Opeth, Profanity is an asshole.

 

[BRI]

Too realistic

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames. Unfortunately for them Profanity was mid-way through the funniest joke ever written, which would make all of their lives alot happier and the Opeth forum the most popular forum in the world.

Too realistic now?

 

[Profanity]

^ I laughed a bit.

 

[Botfly]

What's the difference between Profanity and Opeth?

Profanity is better than Opeth

 

[Mind Numbing Peanuts]

well botfly you see how can you find opeth if you are blind i dont understand.....

 

[deliverance]

What's the difference between Mikael Akerfeldt and Profanity?

Mike plays in Opeth, Profanity is an asshole.

 

[spigot]

What's the difference between Profanity and Opeth?

Profanity is better than Opeth

Opeth jokes are 400% more funnier with profanity in it.

 

[Shadows Skulk]

One day Mike accidentally let the f-word slip around Melinda. Anna promptly replied "stop using profanity!" So Mike took his dick out of Profanity's ass and came on his back and told him to go home.

 

[Brains for breakfast]

One day Mike accidentally let the f-word slip around Melinda. Anna promptly replied "stop using profanity!" So Mike took his dick out of Profanity's ass and came on his back and told him to go home.

Minister: Who cursed here? I don't want profanity in my church!

So the church goers draged profanity outside and shot him in the head. After church they had a barbeque and ate chicken. Profanity went to hell and had to listen to Satans bad jokes for all eternity:

Satan: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's kvlt!