The Opeth joke thread

[Arnold Layne]

Fred has a K for KVlt and everything.

Melinda Äkerfeldt is in the delivery room, she is about to give birth to her first child to son of bass player. Laughing and weeping at once she gives birth to a little boy. Suddenly the doctor drops the baby on the floor and kicks it across the room. The face of melinda neath blackened hair screamed at the doctor WHAT THE HELL. As the doctor put picked up the limp imfant, he exclaimed, It was allready dead I was jsut messin with ya.

 

[spigot]

Who is this Melinda?

 

[deliverance]

Fred has a K for KVlt and everything.

Melinda Äkerfeldt is in the delivery room, she is about to give birth to her first child to son of bass player. Laughing and weeping at once she gives birth to a little boy. Suddenly the doctor drops the baby on the floor and kicks it across the room. The face of melinda neath blackened hair screamed at the doctor WHAT THE HELL. As the doctor put picked up the limp imfant, he exclaimed, It was allready dead I was jsut messin with ya.

hahaha that's fucked up dude

 

[burton]

That is pretty damn fucked up.

 

[deliverance]

it's pretty much the same joke on family guy last night where peter told the guy his wife was going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life, then he said "nah, just kidding, she's dead." classic joke

yeah i thought the same thing haha, that ep ruled.

 

[Saber Rider]

Who is this Melinda?

It's Opeth in hungarian.

 

[Profanity]

Bob forbid you actually read more than eight words in one sitting, right?

I read the first 10 lines.

 

[Profanity]

It's Opeth in hungarian.

Wrong! band names can't be translated.

 

[Arnold Layne]

I havent seen the new family guy yet , but its a pretty old joke and I like it.

 

[Profanity]

Rudolf and Percy were friends and they both went out for dinner. Rudolf suddenly said to Percy, "you look sexy tonight" and Percy said "of course I do, I have the Face Of Melinda"

 

[Moonstruck]

@Profanity: You are a horrible, horrible person.

 

[Profanity]

It was Looking For A Job's picture which made my joke horrible.

 

[spigot]

Quit laughing at me you twisted fucker.

 

[Profanity]

I've had a sex change so I guess that makes me Twisted cSister.

 

[Hieronimus]

Here's my addition to this topic:

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames.

Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?

 

[atilla000]

Here's my addition to this topic:

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames.

Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?

Too realistic

 

[Saber Rider]

What's the difference between Mikael Akerfeldt and Profanity?

Mike plays in Opeth, Profanity is an asshole.

 

[BRI]

Too realistic

So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames. Unfortunately for them Profanity was mid-way through the funniest joke ever written, which would make all of their lives alot happier and the Opeth forum the most popular forum in the world.

Too realistic now?

 

[Profanity]

^ I laughed a bit.

 

[Botfly]

What's the difference between Profanity and Opeth?

Profanity is better than Opeth