The Opeth joke thread
- Thread starter Profanity
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Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Mikael: Hey, doc, whenever I play my guitar, I have an epiphany.
Doctor: Why don't you get a real Gibson, you cheap ass motherfucker?!?!?
Doctor: Why don't you get a real Gibson, you cheap ass motherfucker?!?!?
Saber Rider
Opeth liker
Hieronimus
Music-addict
On their way to an Opeth concert a man and his girlfriend were driving in the country.
Their car crashed and the man got stuck. He couldn't move any part of his body, so his girlfriend knew she had to get some help. She ripped her clothes off as she forced her way out of the seat. Before she went to get some help she had to cover up her private parts so took her boyfriends shoe to cover up her fanny with.
After walking around for hours she finally found a farmhouse while still holding the shoe over her fanny. She knocked on the door and when the farmer answered she said "help! my boyfriend's stuck" to which the farmer replied "you'll have difficulty getting him out of there".
Surely that's the best joke yet?
Their car crashed and the man got stuck. He couldn't move any part of his body, so his girlfriend knew she had to get some help. She ripped her clothes off as she forced her way out of the seat. Before she went to get some help she had to cover up her private parts so took her boyfriends shoe to cover up her fanny with.
After walking around for hours she finally found a farmhouse while still holding the shoe over her fanny. She knocked on the door and when the farmer answered she said "help! my boyfriend's stuck" to which the farmer replied "you'll have difficulty getting him out of there".
Surely that's the best joke yet?
burton
Member
burton
Member
Yes, I did. That's why I said "pretty much." You just threw that sentence in there to make it fit the criteria for the thread.
BRI
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No, there have been funnier jokes that actually use Opeth instead of sticking them in where you could have put anything (ie going to a yard sale). I did expect less however.Profanity said:On their way to an Opeth concert a man and his girlfriend were driving in the country.
Their car crashed and the man got stuck. He couldn't move any part of his body, so his girlfriend knew she had to get some help. She ripped her clothes off as she forced her way out of the seat. Before she went to get some help she had to cover up her private parts so took her boyfriends shoe to cover up her fanny with.
After walking around for hours she finally found a farmhouse while still holding the shoe over her fanny. She knocked on the door and when the farmer answered she said "help! my boyfriend's stuck" to which the farmer replied "you'll have difficulty getting him out of there".
Surely that's the best joke yet?
R0l0
lol @ opeth tattoos
deliverance
ecnareviled
Heavenscent said:
Profanity said:On their way to an Opeth concert a man and his girlfriend were driving in the country.
Their car crashed and the man got stuck. He couldn't move any part of his body, so his girlfriend knew she had to get some help. She ripped her clothes off as she forced her way out of the seat. Before she went to get some help she had to cover up her private parts so took her boyfriends shoe to cover up her fanny with.
After walking around for hours she finally found a farmhouse while still holding the shoe over her fanny. She knocked on the door and when the farmer answered she said "help! Akerfeldt is stuck" to which the farmer replied "you'll have difficulty getting him out of there".
Surely that's the best joke yet?
now it is, and now it's also an opeth joke.
