The Opeth joke thread

[The Dude]

^ Every one of your posts is funny on some level Profanity.

 

[Night Mare]

But do you think he knows he is making a joke?...

 

[The Dude]

I think the whole point of this thread is that HE is the joke.
Took me a while to get it.

 

[vampyré]

Profanity is the funniest poster here.
I like his observations.

 

[deliverance]

After Lopez finished with the dishes he went out back to cut the grass while the other guys sat around watching American Idol.

Get it?

hahaha

 

[opeth_353]

i don't know whether you're all joking.. but it seems some of you guys need to lighten up

 

[Memnon-D]

I eat diapers.

 

[Seance]

Profanity is the funniest poster here.
I like his observations.

I'm going to go ahead and assume (hope) that you were being sarcastic

 

[BRI]

^ Every one of your posts is funny on some level Profanity.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I get it now. Profanity is a very funny human being.

 

[Don Corleone]

^ Every one of your posts is funny on some level Profanity.

i told you guys before. hes the man!

 

[Profanity]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felt
Felt who?
Mikael Åkerfeldt

 

[deliverance]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felt
Felt who?
Mikael Åkerfeldt

terrible.

 

[The Dude]

briliant.

 

[Detric]

I like math.

 

[spigot]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felt
Felt who?
Mikael Åkerfeldt

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Whos's there?
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[vampyré]

I'm going to go ahead and assume (hope) that you were being sarcastic

not at all

No one on this message board gets even close to the hilariousness of Profanity's dry brand of humour.

Unique, funny guy...

 

[Arnold Layne]

Nah Punk is the best joke in this thread

Pink Floyds Animals owns every punk album ever, 10x the anger 10x the hate and it was written by a band punk was trying to erradicate, what fucking joke.

 

[Profanity]

"Doctor Doctor, I've been listening to Opeth a lot recently and I feel i've become addicted."

"ok, i'll prescribe you some opium"

 

[Profanity]

you're not even telling jokes, you're telling horrific puns

The majority of British humour is based on pragmatics.

 

[Profanity]

speaking of racism, what do you call a black guy in a suit?

the defendant LMAO!

How is that joke related to Opeth?