The Opeth joke thread

[Pseud0]

that was incredible

i actually laughed at that one

 

[Heavenscent]

We are in the Opeth joke thread. Calm the fuck down.

Sorry, but I get sick and tired of this fanboy attitude that some people feel they have to vent with every opportunity they see. Maybe this particular post post wasn't meant like that, maybe it was.
I just think you can talk about musicians in a bit more of a nuanced way than that constantly go on like "OOOOOH, "<insert famous musiccy person's name> IS GOD!!".
I want to leave it at that, this is actually quite a jolly thread, and I wish not to repeat myself in the future. Just had to get it off my chest.

And fuck me backwards, I actually used paragraphs.....

 

[Profanity]

I actually used paragraphs.....

Paragraphs are for dumbasses. Intelligent people can make sense of text without paragraphs and don't need a feminine structure to writing essays.

 

[Heavenscent]

You just worry about your punctuation, tubby

 

[Profanity]

Intelligent people also don't use punctuation.

 

[Botfly]

^ I don't understand

Coffee shops in amsterdam are stocked full of Marijuana. The fact that he is Latin American and didn't go in was the funny part in the joke.

LOL, now it isn't funny.

 

[NeverIsForever]

Intelligent people also don't use punctuation.

capitalization, apostrophe, period--that must make you stupid

 

[deliverance]

^ i like your sig i'd honestly rather listen to various rappers than punk..what a terrible genre.

 

[Jon Snow]

Sorry, but I get sick and tired of this fanboy attitude that some people feel they have to vent with every opportunity they see. Maybe this particular post post wasn't meant like that, maybe it was.
I just think you can talk about musicians in a bit more of a nuanced way than that constantly go on like "OOOOOH, "<insert famous musiccy person's name> IS GOD!!".
I want to leave it at that, this is actually quite a jolly thread, and I wish not to repeat myself in the future. Just had to get it off my chest.

And fuck me backwards, I actually used paragraphs.....

Mike = Jesus

 

[Profanity]

Why did Opeth cross the road?

to tour outside of Sweden.

 

[Botfly]

That makes no sense on so many levels.

Once again, you prove yourself to be an invalid life form.

 

[Profanity]

Once again you've proved your age.

 

[Botfly]

Which is...?

 

[Profanity]

about 8.

 

[Saber Rider]

Then he outdoes you by at least 4 years.

 

[Profanity]

I'm an extremely intelligable person with a multifarious range of skills.

 

[NeverIsForever]

intelligable

?

 

[Profanity]

?

A posh way of saying intelligent.

 

[NeverIsForever]

too bad you can't spell it properly

 

[Jon Snow]

So Bass Player was riding his bicycle on the way to Mike's house for dinner when a bird flew over and shat right on his face. Peter and Lopez were already there when Bass Player got there so after the guys had a good laugh at his expense Bass Player cleaned up in the bathroom. Anna then served the guys some delicious swedish meatballs which they wolfed down rapidly. After Lopez finished with the dishes he went out back to cut the grass while the other guys sat around watching American Idol.

Get it?