Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

Well i don't want to be your best man no more!

I'll just take your fiancee and bring her over here and show her a real good time, an Englishman knows how to treat a lady:p
 
Guns always lead to trouble. And anyway we have rifles and shit for shooting birds and stuff, but guns are for pussys, just use your fists and be a real man!