lol

[ShadowsWithin]

The only things worse than the inferiority complexes of bassists are the inferiority complexes mixed with the gargantuan egos of keyboardists. The frontman ego pales in comparison to that of a keyboardist.

keyboardist? really? i don't think i could ever be like that, the only one in a big band i've heard is a gigantic douche is the keyboardist for Beyond Twilight.

 

[Drummer Dave Kinkade]

Yeah even if it's not as good as it used to be.

Anyway, Erik Tiwaz from Borknagar "my favorite band", if you read this, fuck you. You are by far and wide the most useless member of that band EVER and these so called "complex bass lines" "which you can barely hear", aren't even that hard to play.

By the way, I'll be pirating Universal you conceited jerk.

This kid is by far, one of the biggest babies Ive seen on these forums and I hope I have the chance to meet you one day. You have some mental issues.

 

[EricT]

Awesome... I love when people from someone's "favorite band" post on the internet just to make fun of them. Gives me hope for the future of the internet.

 

[Liverslapper]

I am craving pizza now.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Had a huge bag of hot Cheetos yesterday. I've had the fire shits twice today!

 

[Sentient 6]

"Poop...the other dark meat"

 

[Malergion]

I once ate half of a Halloween themed buttercream birthday cake and because of the black dye used, my poop came out looking bright Smurf blue for 3 days.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Made a burger. Ate said burger. Then ate an epic sized apple.

 

[EricT]

I once ate half of a Halloween themed buttercream birthday cake and because of the black dye used, my poop came out looking bright Smurf blue for 3 days.

Same shit happened to me after eating an Albertsons cake. Not sure which color dye caused it, but it was bright GREEN.

I've tried doing this again but it hasn't happened since.

 

[Shpongled]

DUDE. I ate a bunch of Halloween cupcakes my parents gave me and I had the bright green shit for two days as well.

wtf?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Hmm, I had two cupcakes with orange icing WITH my hot Cheetos yesterday. The fire shit which occured today was kind of a light tan color.

<3 cupcakes

 

[Malergion]

If only Willy Wonka had perfected the rainbow shit cake.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

This thread was in extremely bad taste after a binge of drinking and handlebars. I apologize to everyone "Not Tiwaz, fuck him". I will make a point not to post anything on the internet unless I'm sober so threads like this don't happen.

I don't even want to read the second page I feel like such a douche. Sorry guys. Frustrated 19 year old acting like a 10 year old.

 

[Lunar Still]

This thread was in extremely bad taste after a binge of drinking and handlebars. I apologize to everyone "Not Tiwaz, fuck him". I will make a point not to post anything on the internet unless I'm sober so threads like this don't happen.

I don't even want to read the second page I feel like such a douche. Sorry guys.

I thought this would be a new post, but I just realized that I saw it on my Doppler radar a couple of hours ago. Carry on.

 

[EricT]

I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT EXCUSE AGAIN

Also, go back to school to learn the difference between parentheses and quotation marks.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Russell-lol

Kevin-I will.

Eric-I can't help that I went to a high school that literally taught nothing. But I will make a point to correct that, because I aspire to type as well as I can.

 

[Sentient 6]

artichokes can be delicious on pizza or a nice cold pasta salad

 

[EricT]

Anchovies are better.

But whats really good is paying attention in the first grade when the teacher tells you the difference between quotation marks and parentheses.

 

[Chromatose]

I've never had fresh artichokes, just those marinated hearts. But those are indeed delicious with pizza and pastas.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Fresh artichokes are awesome! I love them with ranch for dipping.