First you must travel over the tallest mountain, cross the broadest river, and enter the deepest forest. There you will find the cave of eternal knowledge, guarded by a mountain lion who will ask you 3 riddles, to which you respond without hesitation lest you be eviscerated by his fearsome claws and fangs. Upon answering, he will grant you access, where you must avoid the pitfalls and predators of the cave, journeying ever downward until you reach the center of the earth, the dwelling of the eternal creator. He will not appear as you would expect, and only one of a pure heart will be able to see him for what he truly is. He will permit you to ask him one question, to which you shall pose yours. And he will answer...
"Ebay. You 'tard."