A thread started with a serious question turns into one of the funniest things I're read in a few days.
To Hell with Disneyland, the Nevermore forum is the goddamned happiest place on earth.
Love? It's a cancer that eats at your free will and destroys all of your individuality. Once all of the thoughts you think are inevitably drawn to the person on whom you fixate, then you know that you are in love.
Hope that helped.