Males and Females

[Huldra]

Today all the grocery stores were closed and there was nothing in the house so I kinda banged my ex for food.

Ha. What....
Don't you have friends you can ask for food? My group has an open door policy with that shit. We don't even worry about paying each other back anymore.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Man there were no friends you could've called?

Edit: Huldra beat me to it. I think my mother would rather die then to hear me say I'm hungry. Good thing about cities I guess always something to eat

 

[waif]

We just happened to run out of food on labor day. The grocery stores were closed and we had nothing in the house. We just moved in last week and we're broke-ass students so we haven't really stocked the kitchen or anything.

Anyways, I feel no regret. I did what I had to do.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Instagram is fuckin' amazing. Ya don't even have to creep anymore, girls just voluntarily post pics of themselves half naked.

 

[Onder]

Instagram is fuckin' amazing. Ya don't even have to creep anymore, girls just voluntarily post pics of themselves half naked.

That's what I get on Facebook during summer. Girls just post pictures in bikinis that they take on beaches on their holidays. I know some of the girls' bodies so good I would recognize them just by tits or butt.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Just started chatting with a new girl. We basically are just sending references to Trailer Park Boys back and forth and talking about our plans for the big weekend when Season 8 airs. Oh and...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMyyLou7zDY

My Life in Seinfeld Form

 

[Nephilim96]

Anybody who can quote TPB is a keeper.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

For the past couple of days, Neph, i've been mistaking your posts for arg's! Man avatars have a huge impact.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wonder if aug withered away and died from lack of banging whores.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm kind of at the very beginning stage of seeing some girl. She seems super sweet and not very bitchy, which suits me.

 

[Eligos]

There's this leggy black girl in my Cost Accounting class who just moved here from D.C., and yesterday we finally got a chance to talk to each other (it's a really heavy class). She definitely dropped some hints that she could use company, so I gave her my number, and she hit me up within an hour.

Booty.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Wait, I thought you had a slam piece Gyrados?

 

[Zephyrus]

Last I heard that arrangement had an "expiration date." Are we past that now?

 

[Eligos]

Yeah, I elected not to post about it on here because one of her friends found that post and it came back to me on the day we broke up.

 

[unknown]

wait what's with people checking posts on UM?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

^ I know right that's really annoying. This is supposed to be a get away man! It's annoying you can't be too open here anymore.

 

[Zephyrus]

Indeed. I used to think of this place as the ultimate free speech zone.

 

[unknown]

Same. The incident with Schmidt and that crazy girl and now Eligos. Time to close the ports

 

[Huldra]

And this is why I try to disassociate myself as much as I can, people can be fucking weird and the net can just be a gold mine for those people...
That's really fucking creepy to be honest. Hopefully she wasn't psycho about it, seems like it was a shitty break up though.