Males and Females

[waif]

Ugh. I hate sex stuff in the shower. Shower time is for being alone, preferably with a beer.

 

[Huldra]

I bet if you combine all three of those things, shower, sex, and beer, that they just might make for the best combo ever.
Looks like that's one more thing to put on my to-do list.

 

[Dak]

Foreplay in the shower yes, shower sex no. Tried it a few times, doesn't work enjoyably if it's not a "power shower" as SS called it. Like, the kind that are as big as a normal persons whole bathroom.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Cock fingering with soap.

 

[unknown]

the height difference between me and my gf makes shower sex impossible...plus our shower just barely fits us. But she'll give me the occasional BJ when we shower together, so that's nice

 

[Carpe Mortem]

We've tried shower sex and I end up having to call it off because the hot water combined with the 'fuck flush' makes me dizzy. I guess a cold shower might be alright... except for the fact it's a fucking cold shower.

 

[Nephilim96]

Have you ever heard of lukewarm water?

 

[unknown]

I will say that jacuzzi tub sex is awesome though. Good times

 

[Huldra]

Have you ever heard of lukewarm water?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I can see showering fun, but trying to jerk off in the shower isn't fucking worth it. Ever. It's like, you get sweaty and wet at the same time...

I don't see how that's an issue when you can always soap down again after finishing. I usually start standing but do the majority laying down on the tub (probably only works for small people). It is a little uncomfortable on the spine, and if your head is at the drain (necessary if you like the sensation of the faucet bearing down on your cock) there's also the risk of ejaculate trickling into your hair, but overall it's a fun diversion for once a month or so imo.

 

[Onder]

I don't see how that's an issue when you can always soap down again after finishing.

But he wants to end up sweaty, not clean.

 

[Onder]

Have you ever heard of lukewarm water?

This is kinda problematic though. Water that other people consider nice and warm is hot as fuck for me. I remember back in elementary school we were showering in couples during some school trip. I don't know why but it's fucking true and my classmate really liked it hot you know (pun intended). When I turned it down on my level, he felt like an ice-bucket challenge person.

Anyways, with my current girl, this wasn't a problem at all.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah lukewarm may as well be cold water. What's best is sex directly after a hot shower, in an ice cold basement. No fucking blankets. Way 'hotter' than... being hot.

I love when his dick gives me the ice bucket challenge.

 

[unknown]

 

[The Ozzman]

I love when his dick gives me the ice bucket challenge.

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[Master_Yoda77]

All this talk about combing shower, sex, and beer reminds me of something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnw8EPvL8HQ

Seinfeld is Life.

 

[unknown]

god I love that episode

"I always found salami to be the most erotic of the cured meats"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I thought it was pastrami...

 

[Dak]

Pretty sure it was Pastrami.

I think my favorite Seinfeld moment ever was:

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yea, that's a pure Seinfeld bit.

I'd have to go with this one. It's Larry Davids insane perspective.