Males and Females

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Seinfeld fucking broke new ground in what a sitcom could be.

QFT.

Cheers was okay. Friends? lol, that show was utter crap.

 

[Dak]

@SS, What awful shows you're referencing. Friends and Cheers make Seinfeld look like Charles Dickens.

This.

 

[SentinelSlain]

cheers isn't good, but it's watchable. Friends is painfully unfunny and it was torturous when I briefly lived with a girl who watched it every day.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I can't deal with any of those old time shows (Cheers and Friends? Really guys?) Seinfeld doesn't sound bad from the little clips floating around here, but I just get annoyed with the music during scenes and shit. Idk it reminds me of childhood but a part of it that makes me annoyed.

Idk grew up watching Martin and Family Matters...

 

[Matt]

Friends is incredibly unrealistic to me. Does anyone actually have that kind of friend group?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Like I said, I just see it as Cheers but made more retarded and totally humorless.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I grew up watching the Beverly Hillbillies and I Love Lucy.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I grew up watching the simpsons, Roxanne (yuck), only fools and horses and shit like last of the summer wine and are you being served?

 

[tagradh]

The comedies I associate most with being young (born in '89) are probably, as seen on the other page, Partridge, The Day Today/Brass Eye and then The Fast Show, Blackadder, South Park, Futurama, Bottom, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, The Royle Family, Jeeves and Wooster, Drop the Dead Donkey and Third Rock from the Sun used to be on a lot. But I don't really enjoy that much now.



(fuck The Simpsons)

 

[viewerfromnihil]

There's a lot of hot women in Baltimore too, just move to Hunt Valley, Lutherville-Timonium, or Towson. The only downside with Towson is they're all Jersey girls.

edit: Regardless, it couldn't be more than a 20 minute drive for you. 695 is your friend.

 

[waif]

Today all the grocery stores were closed and there was nothing in the house so I kinda banged my ex for food.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus. That's kinda pathetic.

 

[The Butt]

Today all the grocery stores were closed and there was nothing in the house so I kinda banged my ex for food.

That's TPB-level shit bro.

If I was single I'd do the same. Don't worry.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Today all the grocery stores were closed and there was nothing in the house so I kinda banged my ex for food.

You're lucky that she happened to be menstruating today.

 

[Nephilim96]

That's kind of... technically... prostitution.

 

[unknown]

^^That was my immediate first thought

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You don't keep more than a day's worth of food in your house?

 

[Onder]

I understand it. I battle hunger everyday. And I would fuck some of my exes for food if I was single.

EDIT: I'm just not good with planning.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How are you guys that pressed for food? just curious. I mean I'm in no great position here but I can always make something fairly cheap like P&J, pasta or eggs and/or go get some cheap fast food.

 

[Onder]

How are you guys that pressed for food? just curious. I mean I'm in no great position here but I can always make something fairly cheap like P&J, pasta or eggs and/or go get some cheap fast food.

I dunno. I had eggs yesterday evening AND this morning as it's pretty much the only thing I have. I have some pasta but I had that yesterday, with zucchini and leek and my own chilli so fuck that. Today I had to make me some pancakes which I ate with african mango marmalade and my grandma's home cranberry marmalade. I could have cooked me some lentils (?) or frozen pizza but I'm sick of that. Now I'm eating blueberries with sugar. Found that in the freezer so I whipped it out like a motherfucker.

I think the moment will come when I just call my girl and say "honey, do you have something to eat?" and since that point on our relationship will go downhill.