Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
You sure he wasn't just trying to say that he really likes your boobs? Like, more than your hair?
Males and Females
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Krow
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MasterOLightning
Optimator
That's a bummer, but you at least draw interest and have the recent memory of being wanted.
Just imagine the experience of at least half of men, being nearly invisible, the world having no use for you, women having no interest in you whatsoever, being greeted with scowls in the most innocent of social interactions. This shit is grating. I try very hard to stay polite and respectful, and I am, but it's so easy to understand why so many guys become misogynistic assholes.
HamburgerBoy
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I'm a perpetual virgin and women are uninterested in me as well, but lolwut? At least half of men? Stop projecting bro.
EDIT: I mean seriously, I don't get men that are like this. Why do people have such issues admitting that they're the ones with a problem? You're an angry loser, fucking accept it and enjoy a life of internet forums and masturbation. Dwell on this kind of shit and it's only going to make you worse off.
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Wrong.
I got back from seeing Satan and I took that girl with me. Great fucking show. Still no sex
but we both were fucking exhausted after the set anyways. I'm not sure if I really even like this girl. I mean, I want to have sex with her and she's fun to hang out with, but she's kinda...dumb. Like, she fucking believes Ancient Aliens and that the pyramids were made by aliens. Like, da fuck?
Dak
mentat
So what you're saying is she demonstrates risk taking behavior, accepting a belief with such an extremely small probability. Sex should be right around the corner. Especially if she begins to suspect you may be an alien.
whiskey funeral
Mother North
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
Wrong.
I got back from seeing Satan and I took that girl with me. Great fucking show. Still no sex
That's pretty much my assessment of her, too. And the whole night I could see how conflicted you were over just this, whether putting up with her level of derpitude was worth the very real opportunity of achieving intercourse. It was written on your face.
She was friendly and kind, but got more and more annoying as the night went on. At one point during Satan's set she kept shrieking in my ear like a banshee. That and her ability to use basic logic was clearly as abysmal as her taste in music. She's 23 and was wearing a Nightmare Before Christmas skirt, for heaven's sakes.
This is not to discourage you from pursuing her sexually, but I think it's obvious that you shouldn't have anything to do with her in the long-term.
Yoda, hit it and quit it/give it the let's be friends talk. If you don't get up in that you'll wish you did, if you get involved with that you'll wish you didn't. Just invite her over, have a few beers, and probe the shit out of her.
Cadaver The Great
Jesterhead, Nice Guy
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I didn't end up drinking that much of the bailey's (thankfully) so no death shits 
Kind of a lightweight tbh
had 1 and a half and was pretty good. Delicious but too sweet.
Satanstoenail: Ya, that would make sense if i actually had boobs.
MasteOLightening: Heh, I just gotta suck it up tbh. In terms of the saying better to have than not at all, no one could really say what's worse really as they both suck. Also, people/women greeting you with scowls? That just seems absolutely ridiculous. When I hear stories like that i just tend to think the guys are not looking in the right places. Guys really don't have to worry about attractiveness persay i'd say it's more personality than anything. As long as they are smart, funny, something endearing in their personality there's no reason you shouldn't be able to find a gal.
whiskeyfuneral: thanks lady. I'll get a tougher skin soon.
But ya, I get it now guys single life? I get it.
Schmidt, whats with you finding girls who believe in weird conspiracy shit? Didn't the last one believe in ghosts or something?
Kind of a lightweight tbh
had 1 and a half and was pretty good. Delicious but too sweet. Satanstoenail: Ya, that would make sense if i actually had boobs.
MasteOLightening: Heh, I just gotta suck it up tbh. In terms of the saying better to have than not at all, no one could really say what's worse really as they both suck. Also, people/women greeting you with scowls? That just seems absolutely ridiculous. When I hear stories like that i just tend to think the guys are not looking in the right places. Guys really don't have to worry about attractiveness persay i'd say it's more personality than anything. As long as they are smart, funny, something endearing in their personality there's no reason you shouldn't be able to find a gal.
whiskeyfuneral: thanks lady. I'll get a tougher skin soon.
But ya, I get it now guys single life? I get it.
Schmidt, whats with you finding girls who believe in weird conspiracy shit? Didn't the last one believe in ghosts or something?
Cadaver The Great
Jesterhead, Nice Guy
Baileys is seriously nice, but not for constantly drinking (too sweet like you said)
I've known people to get dead sick off it after drinking too much in the one go
I've known people to get dead sick off it after drinking too much in the one go
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Yeah, as did this one. I'm starting to see a trend. The females that I find attractive and are smart/capable of logical thinking and non-derpitude (love that word) are already taken. The ones that aren't attractive but still smart are, usually, not physically attractive to me. On the other hand, the girls that are physically attractive end up being derps with no personality, listen to Pantera, and their favorite movie is Donnie Darko.
I'll probably stick this one out so I can pound it a few times. Basically, this:
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Wrong.
I got back from seeing Satan and I took that girl with me. Great fucking show. Still no sex
If you're looking to pound it and nothing else, you're not willing to look past it?
Jimmy... Dead.
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