Males and Females

[HamburgerBoy]

I assure you that the more you will try to invent some artificial smile to have on pictures the more weird it's going to look and the more people will think that you're a rapist.

I can do a rapist smile fwiw. Generally I just prefer to smirk smugly.

Broke my six-day dry spell, btw, the entire back of my left hand was coated in cum, probably one of my most voluminous. Fapped to a porno of some girl with a long tongue in an Elvira costume getting fucked by an aggressive Frenchmen.

 

[Onder]

My girl sent me quite a lot of messages over the weekend and I didn't really respond to some of them. I really like her and shit, but I just can't be bothered answering how I am and how's work. She knows I'm spending the weekend at work and that it's a boring place so let's keep the talking until we see each other.

Also I'm just too tired today so I won't see her. She has to understand ffs.

/Now that was fucking boring normal person shit, so let's move to the interesting stuff. HamburgerBoy, what is a "six-day dry spell" please.

 

[Zephyrus]

Six days of no fapping.

 

[Onder]

Six days of no fapping.

Oh yeah. I thought he was fapping for six days and left all the cum dry out on his hand.

 

[unknown]

he probably bottles it and uses it as a skin lotion

 

[The Ozzman]

he probably bottles it and uses it as a skin lotion

Oil of Olay presents a new formula to make your skin as smooth as a power bottom.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No, I ejaculate onto a special rag, years of carefully layered cum hardening into the ultimate cock-sharpening implement.

 

[unknown]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

No, I ejaculate onto a special rag, years of carefully layered cum hardening into the ultimate cock-sharpening implement.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Reaction GIFs? Cutting edge dude.

 

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[waif]

So I'm kinda dating this girl, so that's cool. Also probably gonna bang this chick in Beverly this Friday, so that's also cool. Basically everything involving my penis has been pretty cool lately.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I finally started watching more Louie and totally have a gay crush on Pamela Adlon. Not sure if her show character is any indication of who she is, but she's really hot regardless. In that idgaf tomboy way I find so endearing, and she has a super sexy voice.

The super sexy voice of Bobby Hill.

Also I was really high the other night and started getting paranoid that Jimmy somehow knew my Netflix history, because that new Sig popped up right when I started watching again.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, yeah, I'd bang the voice of Bobby Hill.

 

[unknown]

holy shit I never put the two together that the chick from Louie was the voice of Bobby Hill...WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

 

[MasterOLightning]

"Subway/Pamela" is my favorite episode of Louie, which is saying a lot considering how great most of that series is. I definitely get the sense that her character is written pretty close to her real self. She was Louie's wife on his HBO show, and they seem pretty close.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I also have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, who looks and sounds very similar. Definitely a pattern.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

holy shit I never put the two together that the chick from Louie was the voice of Bobby Hill...WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

See, we have INDEPENDANT unknown over here who loves Louie, then we have RELATIONSHIP unknown that watches King of the Hill with his wife (fiance?)...

 

[~Neurotica]

I also have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, who looks and sounds very similar. Definitely a pattern.

Rodriguez is the worst. Probably the most gross (grossest?) actress ever, I bet she has balls too.