Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I fingered a girl once at a movie whose pussy was so rancid it took a few days to get rid of the stink fingers. On the ride home I told her I had to get up early and had my hand out the car window the entire drive. I used everything - soap, bleach, you name it and there was still a faint smell. It was unreal.

 

[The Butt]

What the fuck. That's disgusting.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Second, what the fuck up with the dick cheese? I rarely get dick cheese, or a fish smell from my junk and I have the least frequent showering schedule of anyone on these boards. You should do something about that.

I already do something about it - I shower. I use just plain water on the head itself.

 

[Nephilim96]

LOL Dick cheese

 

[Nephilim96]

and I have the least frequent showering schedule of anyone on these boards.

I dunno bout dat

 

[The Butt]

I really don't know how someone can not shower at least once every second day. I'm not gonna say its gross or disgusting, as people have different cleaning habits, but I feel so much better after I shower. I feel like shit on any day I don't get to shower.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

First off, how does a guy hate eating pussy? Like really?

Matthias also hates being a bottom and sucking dick. Nothing pussy-exclusive. He thinks the world exists to please him, the selfish bastard.

EDIT: Glad I'm cut btw, I can go weeks and not have any dick cheese (although I will get a buildup of dick lint due over the course of dozens of ejaculations making my penis all nice and sticky).

 

[Matt]

Must we have the hygiene discussion again?

Matthias also hates being a bottom and sucking dick. Nothing pussy-exclusive. He thinks the world exists to please him, the selfish bastard.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I rarely get dick cheese

What the fuck is dick cheese?

 

[Matt]

Google it if you want to be disgusted. It's what happens when (mainly uncut) people have unfathomably poor hygienic standards. I honestly do not know how these people can interact in society that way.

 

[-CC-]

Smegma

 

[unknown]

Must we have the hygiene discussion again?

Apparently.

 

[tagradh]

This thread.

Always.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Sometimes you just don't have the facilities to wash for a period of time, usually due to things like long flights or periods camping / staying in places without shower facilities.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Sex is fucking retarded.

 

[Satanstoenail]

This thread.

Always.

.

 

[Onder]

Sex is fucking retarded.

Yeah but I think I'll have some today to check.

 

[Dak]

Yeah but I think I'll have some today to check.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah but I think I'll have some today to check.

Holy fuck post of the goddamn decade

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think I got too screwed up when I was a teenager and my sexuality broke.