Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

What's difficult about pulling out? It's easier than putting on a condom.

He didn't say it was difficult, buddy.

 

[tagradh]

He didn't say it was difficult, buddy.

'if you do it right' implies there's some skill involved.

There's not.

 

[Krow]

I've came in all seven girls I've had sex with. No little Krows at large, that I'm aware of... One premature pregnancy. My wigglers are probably fucked.

 

[waif]

What's difficult about pulling out? It's easier than putting on a condom.

Some guys have trouble with it. Maybe they can't tell when they're about to come or they come too quickly or whatever. For me it's incredibly difficult to come in the first place, so there's plenty of advance notice when it's time to pull out.

 

[-CC-]

My wigglers are probably disqualified.

Fixed.

 

[The Butt]

Fixed.

BANISHED.

 

[-CC-]

I don't know why, but I've giggled about that thread all week.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Getting old sucks.

And being an alcoholic sucks.

Had another case of whiskey dick this past weekend.

Oh, which leads me to my last point. I fucking hate condoms.

It's fucking horrible. I deal with it so often because I'm such a drunk that I have a mental spreadsheet that basically maps out how well my dick is going to work in accordance with how many drinks I've had and what I've eaten that day. Thankfully the missus can't get pregnant, so those godawful latex abominations are not a problem.

I've been masturbating a lot for no particular reason lately. Probably out of sheer boredom. Like, I just got laid literally two hours ago, but just now I felt the urge to do something to myself, then reminded myself that I already did that thing today.

 

[KafkaX]

I deal with it so often because I'm such a drunk that I have a mental spreadsheet that basically maps out how well my dick is going to work in accordance with how many drinks I've had and what I've eaten that day.

I wish my brain could do the same calculations, but Im not that smart, and Im too drunk everyday to remember any of the details.

 

[Draehl]

Though I am admittedly pretty inexperienced for being 30, I do prefer it purely sober with the lights on. Embrace the awkwardness, I say. Don't like using drinks to ease chicks into it either. They either want it or they don't. If I need to coerce/convince/inebriate her into it then I don't want it. That's purely personal opinion and fuck those anti-rape/abuse commercials. Ray Rice's wife deserved that shit.

Also, Eharmony is useless. They're all fat or black. Going back to the free ones. Better selection and... free.

 

[Matt]

You guys have problems. Stop drinking so much.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Imagine you're with your girl, chillin' watching the game, and this is in front of you

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

dayamn!!

 

[Eligos]

So, things are actually going surprisingly well with this girl from Guinea. I was blown away by how sweet and gentle of a person she is (for a perfect 10 in my book) and how real our connection feels. She's delightfully positive and open minded, especially considering that she is Muslim, and she asks all the right questions, is a joy to talk to, and there's some serious chemistry to be had in this as well.

Probably gonna make it official after I get back from recording in a couple weeks. Since you guys are probably gonna ask:

 

[SentinelSlain]

She's hot.

 

[unknown]

noice

 

[Funerary_Doom]

She's really pretty, Kevin, great catch!

 

[Nephilim96]

Good job bro.

Also, Eharmony is useless. They're all fat or black.

Maybe it's because you live in ATLANTA.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So yeah, Dec. 22nd came and passed already. Has it really been a fucking year?

 

[KafkaX]

Imagine you're with your girl, chillin' watching the game, and this is in front of you

I hope you took that photo.