Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Does this mean I had sex with John Goodman? (Please say yes)

 

[Carpe Mortem]

George Costanza? Really? I can't even wrap my head around that making a modicum of sense in a nice way or a funny way.

 

[Krow]

Does this mean I had sex with John Goodman? (Please say yes)

Can't unsee John Goodman having sex with Lemmy.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

George Costanza? Really? I can't even wrap my head around that making a modicum of sense in a nice way or a funny way.

Would you be more comfortable if I called you Larry David?

 

[waif]

Going to some sort of sex party tonight. Should be interesting.

 

[Zephyrus]

Goddamn French Canadians.

 

[waif]

It was a bdsm/fetish "play party" and it was pretty interesting. Saw everything from electrostim to suspension bondage to needle play. Less gay stuff than I expected, and nobody fucking. I met somebody there who I hope to nail sometime soon. Had a good time.

 

[divine_torture]

I never got the online dating thing. I have never had problems meeting bitches in real life. I just don't care to talk to most. Im a chick in that regard. I don't put out often.

 

[waif]

I met somebody there who I hope to nail sometime soon.

Nailed her.

 

[KafkaX]

 

[waif]

Eh. Too much hair down there, probably not gonna hit it again. Got a different broad coming over Saturday, we'll see if that goes better.

 

[KafkaX]

Dude, do you know your #?...

Youve probably shagged like 30 this past year alone...

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah you get mad tail dude. You must be hella handsome or have game so slick that writing a book isn't that conceited.

 

[waif]

This is only #10, although if I kept up the pace I've set the last six months 30 a year wouldn't be a huge stretch. I've kinda been on a fucking spree. I'm tall and good looking, which is a huge asset. My game is poor to average, but I'm pretty and confident so I don't really need "game."

 

[The Ozzman]

Enjoy it before you feel like becoming an old man.

 

[waif]

I'm only gonna be doing this while I'm long distance with my girl.

 

[Zephyrus]

Eh. Too much hair down there, probably not gonna hit it again. Got a different broad coming over Saturday, we'll see if that goes better.

French Canadians.

Yeah you get mad tail dude. You must be hella handsome or have game so slick that writing a book isn't that conceited.

I've met him. He's gone completely gray hair-wise but otherwise I can see why chicks dig him.

 

[Dak]

He's gone completely gray hair-wise but otherwise I can see why chicks dig him.

Dude was Wolfman at like 16 right? No surprise. But chicks also dig the "older" look also so....

 

[KafkaX]

If I remember right, he looks like a mix between Wolverine and George Clooney.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've met him. He's gone completely gray hair-wise but otherwise I can see why chicks dig him.

Idk about the general female population, but I definitely have a bit of a silver fox fetish. I tell my bf all the time he's gonna look amazing when he finally starts graying. Wizard looking motherfucker. I think it creeps him out.