Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yea profiles are shit. Some people have terrific profiles, like a shitty business card or resume on how impossibly wonderful they are. I can;t do that

I've really learned the system though, memorizing my bullshit lines, getting to know them. That I could always do. The maintenance blows though, the dates are awful, always handling the crushing boredom that comes with being a cog in someone else’s machine just to get laid. That’s the part that freaks me out. Once I get there I almost don;t want to be there. But fuck it I dress up to look nice or normal, maintain the ego and shackle myself to this illusion.

 

[KafkaX]

Still learning the system because I hate playing the system.

I hate being fake, I like being real. I just want to tell bitches how it is and not waste my time, but that gets me no where except looking like a creep or an asshole, so I try playing the game, which I hate, so I suck at it and come off awkward most of the time.

The online dating struggle is real.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The key for me is to tell the truth and bs them at the same time; nothing is real, it's all an illusion anyway. Tell them something they've never heard before but maintain the status quo and feed them the shit they're dying to hear. As long as they're emotional with you it doesn't matter if it's love or hate because you can flip that shit anytime you want.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Pros: Really open about my cons
Cons: I'm overly proud of my pros

That's basically what mine would say but a more detailed list haha

 

[Onder]

That's basically what mine would say but a more detailed list haha

I think you don't wash.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

or shave

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Carpe Mortem is like George Costanza in female form. I am very attracted to her.

 

[KafkaX]

Schmidt is like Roseanne in male form. Id hit it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Does this mean I had sex with John Goodman? (Please say yes)

 

[Carpe Mortem]

George Costanza? Really? I can't even wrap my head around that making a modicum of sense in a nice way or a funny way.

 

[Krow]

Does this mean I had sex with John Goodman? (Please say yes)

Can't unsee John Goodman having sex with Lemmy.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

George Costanza? Really? I can't even wrap my head around that making a modicum of sense in a nice way or a funny way.

Would you be more comfortable if I called you Larry David?

 

[waif]

Going to some sort of sex party tonight. Should be interesting.

 

[Zephyrus]

Goddamn French Canadians.

 

[waif]

It was a bdsm/fetish "play party" and it was pretty interesting. Saw everything from electrostim to suspension bondage to needle play. Less gay stuff than I expected, and nobody fucking. I met somebody there who I hope to nail sometime soon. Had a good time.

 

[divine_torture]

I never got the online dating thing. I have never had problems meeting bitches in real life. I just don't care to talk to most. Im a chick in that regard. I don't put out often.

 

[waif]

I met somebody there who I hope to nail sometime soon.

Nailed her.

 

[KafkaX]

 

[waif]

Eh. Too much hair down there, probably not gonna hit it again. Got a different broad coming over Saturday, we'll see if that goes better.

 

[KafkaX]

Dude, do you know your #?...

Youve probably shagged like 30 this past year alone...