Males and Females

[KafkaX]

haha yea I'm not worried about love or fear. Just being lured into a small basement with a bunch of armed fem nazi cunts

 

[Zephyrus]

That was in a first draft of Machiavelli's Prince.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I speak fluent dude

 

[Dak]

having your taint played with can be pretty fucking nice.

FAG!

jk

 

[The Butt]

I speak fluent dude

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH1Bsdzh7A

The remix is better.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

That was in a first draft of Machiavelli's Prince.

 

[KafkaX]

That moment when youre fed up with bullshit friends and need to start doing some serious spring cleaning.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

 

[Matt]

fuck that fuck relationships ur better off being single

 

[tagradh]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

I had a 'long distance relationship'. It was okay. It was open. Ended when I went to university (despite moving closer, eh). We still get on fine.

But I've never been drawn to psychos and retards, which seems to make the likelihood of a messy break up incredibly small.

 

[The Butt]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

The latter.

However she cheated on me so it was moot. I should've nailed a broad and "accidentally" buttdialled her just to be ignorant.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I have a thing for white trash motherfuckers that manage to be simultaneously wise and dumb. And they added a new season to Netflix, woo!

 

[Nephilim96]

Hard to believe that show's been off the air for almost 6 years.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I always end up with sluts.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That just means you have character

 

[KafkaX]

Dude, any new update on Charles Manson's mistress?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Nah, we did some texting for a bit but now she's either ignoring me or blocked me. Oh well.

I am meeting a 41 year old asian broad this weekend. She's an 8 but she's down to mingle.

 

[KafkaX]

Probably best for your overall well being.

And a 8 on your scale???

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Remember an 8 is a good looking average bitch. 8's are known to be troopers too