Males and Females

[KafkaX]

Come on dude...Half of it was a joke, the other half was not.

Wanna guess which is which?

 

[Zephyrus]

I hope they never make you a moderator, David.

 

[Mort Divine]

I wouldn't be a good one for this community. Too at odds with a lot of how many people here think and wouldn't really be able to remain impartial.

@Cody, wasn't sure, I mean I should have been considering its you saying it and not TB. My bad.

 

[waif]

I don't like things in my butt but having your taint played with can be pretty fucking nice.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Zeph, you're right on. You all make compelling points. Especially Arg lol

Shes the poster child for Charles Manson murders, and every stoner doom album cover in existence.

You nailed it. It's killing me it's so fuckin' hot. Ya know minus the potential killing people part and stuff

I can see she's going to be typical and start playing the pussy game and once a bitch starts that shit I'll jerk off in a minute and get my head back

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Be careful with that one man. She wants as many men to love her as possible because the only one she wants can't be loyal. I know these things, all on the eyes. She'll do whatever it takes to make you love and fear her. Can you get your dick wet and resist?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

haha yea I'm not worried about love or fear. Just being lured into a small basement with a bunch of armed fem nazi cunts

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Chances of someone being that nuts are slim, you're gold.

Sounds like she's already got ya fearing her though. Keep your ass covered.

 

[KafkaX]

haha yea I'm not worried about love or fear. Just being lured into a small basement with a bunch of armed fem nazi cunts

 

[Zephyrus]

That was in a first draft of Machiavelli's Prince.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I speak fluent dude

 

[Dak]

having your taint played with can be pretty fucking nice.

FAG!

jk

 

[The Butt]

I speak fluent dude

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH1Bsdzh7A

The remix is better.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

That was in a first draft of Machiavelli's Prince.

 

[KafkaX]

That moment when youre fed up with bullshit friends and need to start doing some serious spring cleaning.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

 

[Matt]

fuck that fuck relationships ur better off being single

 

[tagradh]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

I had a 'long distance relationship'. It was okay. It was open. Ended when I went to university (despite moving closer, eh). We still get on fine.

But I've never been drawn to psychos and retards, which seems to make the likelihood of a messy break up incredibly small.

 

[The Butt]

Question out there for any of you who have done a long distance thing: Do you make it an open relationship; play don't ask, don't tell; or try to stay monogamous and hope your partner is as well?

The latter.

However she cheated on me so it was moot. I should've nailed a broad and "accidentally" buttdialled her just to be ignorant.