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First date tonight in like 2 months.
Time to get back into the swing of things
go get yer dick wet, Cody!
First date tonight in like 2 months.
Time to get back into the swing of things
Because youre a delusional psychotic.
It's also because you analyze your face too much and have my pals lips.
Dude what the fuck is up with you? Even the Butt can get laid, and he's pretty fucking ugly. Just go dunk it and stop with this weird stuff.
You're really tall and have 10/10 facial aesthetics though. I don't even know what dunking it means. Like, is my penis a basketball or a corn chip?
go get yer dick wet, Cody!
werd up
Remember smell your fingers first!
Cody and Schmidt running for President/Vice President of Hittin' Dat Ass 2016.
I'm working on a second date with this girl I met as well. Cody and Schmidt running for President/Vice President of Hittin' Dat Ass 2016.
Crashed in bed with her.
Believe it or not, Im a gentleman on the first date. That is, if the girl has potential for being something other than a hit it and quit it situation, in which case I dont give a fuck and will mad dawg it.
But, I actually got the feels for this one.