Males and Females

[CiG]

Make her wear chainmail and hold a sword kneeling, then just stand there worshipping her with beers.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You know, she'd probably be into that. I sure as hell would. Fuck.

 

[CiG]

You only live once, unless you're me and will be reincarnated after death because I'm an aboriginal.

 

[JontRevolting]

You being an aboriginal has given me a real boost for the day I think that's awesome.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It at least explains his bad taste

 

[CiG]

My dvd copy of Bad Taste?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Been chatting with said girl all day. She felt bad about not inviting me over. Things are better for me today, but I can't stop listening to Def Leppard's "Photograph"

End Me.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I started to fall for a girl over the last couple of weeks. She's a former co-worker. We chatted at work occasionally about music and always got along well. When she found out I was changing jobs, she asked for my number. We hit it off pretty well while texting each other. We went out for coffee shortly there after and spent half the day talking with one other. Over the weekend, I took her hiking to a nearby state park that has an incredible view of the fall foliage (I'll probably post pics eventually). On the drive there, she told me she considers creationism and evolution to be two equally valid possibilities and that evolution is just a theory. Total boner kill.

 

[CiG]

Should have told her that gravity is just a theory and then push her out of the moving car.

I'm sure God will help her.

 

[KafkaX]

Make her wear chainmail and hold a sword kneeling, then just stand there worshipping her with beers.

This is amazing.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ugh. Women.

 

[KafkaX]

What happened?

 

[The Butt]

Should have told her that gravity is just a theory and then push her out of the moving car.

I'm sure God will help her.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I started to fall for a girl over the last couple of weeks. She's a former co-worker. We chatted at work occasionally about music and always got along well. When she found out I was changing jobs, she asked for my number. We hit it off pretty well while texting each other. We went out for coffee shortly there after and spent half the day talking with one other. Over the weekend, I took her hiking to a nearby state park that has an incredible view of the fall foliage (I'll probably post pics eventually). On the drive there, she told me she considers creationism and evolution to be two equally valid possibilities and that evolution is just a theory. Total boner kill.

Oh shit. Luckily you only wasted a couple of weeks.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If I ever got an outspoken creationist girlfriend I could introduce her to my grandparents without fear. That'd be nice.

 

[Satanstoenail]

If I ever got an outspoken creationist girlfriend I could introduce her to my grandparents without fear. That'd be nice.

And for us rest of the time you could just 'agree to disagree', but occasionally and then more regularly throw snide remarks and/or condescending looks at each other whenever religion is mentioned until you don't even realise you're doing it anymore. Then one day the repressed rage you feel for ever associating yourself with this person finally explodes in an almighty ball of crazed fury and you smash a plate and run out of the room crying.

 

[unknown]

If I ever got a ... girlfriend ...That'd be nice.

let's work on this part, first

 

[arg]

i am incapable of feeling anything towards women other than the desire to either fuck them or get rid of them

 

[Dak]

i am incapable of feeling anything towards women other than the desire to either fuck them or get rid of them

After years of fucking them and getting rid of them I can't imagine why.

 

[CF87]

It's not really about pussy, but I would be lying if I did not crave pussy all the time.