Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Sounds like an implanon. Make sure to take photos of your resulting gelatinous vaginal discharge.

Nexplanon actually, replaced the implanon. Look at you with your knowledge. But everyone's different dude. That's the thing, different side effects for different people. I wish I could just get my tubes tied but... And this shit is unbelievable.... 99 out of 100 doctors won't do it around here until you're like 35. They're convinced that at age 25 you don't know what you want yet.

So far, period appears normal. I am expecting at least a month of bleeding as my uterine nourishment disintegrates and becomes increasingly hostile to my significant others' man juice. I have not quit smoking. The reason they say to is this product increases blood pressure, but seeing as I have a touch of the hypotension, I'm gonna say I need all the elevated blood pressure I can get.

I'm so glad I have this sewing circle of a website to rant on.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If someone stole my gf or wife I think I'd end up doing something very very stupid and bad. I don't think my ego could cope with that.

 

[JontRevolting]

As you say Carpe Mortem,in a way it does seem to be a very helpful place to just put it out there.Quite an eclectic yet considerate bunch of people here and when it comes to this kinda stuff that no one really has the answer to like drug abuse and relationship issues,rather than have some expert give bullshit advise it seems far more valuable to decide for yourself based on what the other members do or don't say.

Yeah that was a total mindfuck with that chick,for a short time it was bliss after the shock of how we hooked up not to mention the chaos it created at work but sadly that was short lived because after drunkenly agreeing to the proposition it was made public that very night on Facebook.And it was fucking bizarre how I instantly went from thinking I was a victorious bystander to stressing right out about how we hooked and immediately thinking that if she could be so ruthless to this other poor guy how the hell could I ever feel safe in a marriage with that kind of foundation.The sad and weird part is that I think she would have been the love of my life but it was just too much of a head fuck and we haven't spoken since which is weird cause we only live a short distance apart...it's typical of the sort of bizarre shit that happens in my life though.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Anal rules, stop beings wimps.

Stop beings by doing anal?

 

[unknown]

Save the planet; do anal

 

[CiG]

Hahaha, beings.
I'm a retards.

 

[Nephilim96]

Anal never interested me, at all.

same. don't even care for it in porn.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think the turn on is about it degrading the woman and also the idea of it being tight.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

same. don't even care for it in porn.

Seriously, watching a girl ride the dude with her vag while her ass slaps around, her tight anus blinking every second at the camera, is one of the best things. When the dude puts his dick in there, you get less to see and less room for jiggle. Anal porn is worthless.

 

[Nephilim96]

Seriously, watching a girl ride the dude with her vag while her ass slaps around, her tight anus blinking every second at the camera, is one of the best things. When the dude puts his dick in there, you get less to see and less room for jiggle. Anal porn is worthless.

Agreed. It really only makes sense for gay porn since there's no other option.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Plus, with gay anal porn you can get a side view and watch as that little fuccboi's engorged cock hangs below and shoots off as his stimulated prostate provides him overwhelming pleasure.

 

[Einherjar86]

Plus, with gay anal porn you can get a side view and watch as that little fuccboi's engorged cock hangs below and shoots off as his stimulated prostate provides him overwhelming pleasure.

Engorged, you say?

 

[unknown]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't get the joke.

 

[CiG]

Not interested in debating anal porn, that's subjective.

But anal sex is awesome.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I just want to sniff cunts.

 

[CiG]

Facesitting mate.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Stinky ass fucking pussy is what I crave.

 

[tagradh]

I just saw part of a 'news' programme on dating apps where they interviewed three people that used them.

The only one that didn't seem like a cunt was the gimpy, tubby guy that had never gotten laid via an app and claimed he just enjoyed 'window shopping' with it.

The 'modern', 'liberal' Muslim using her Muslim dating app and the vacuous 19 year old using the sugar daddy one made me hate people.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy shit. The girl I like is going to see Priest with me on Tuesday.

I am excite.