put a toilet brush up her ass
Mate I'm glad you like them but I think the funny ones have nearly all been told,pretty much all I have left now comrade is stories of shame from a few times being too pissed to get a horn,probably more likely that I didn't even really want to root this poor woman.Really I would've been far better to get one I want to fuck all the time...stupid shit you do when your young hey just so I could tell my mates I got laid on the weekend,it was a bit of a competition now I think about it lol.
so you're a living sterile fuckmachine that's awesome i wish all women were like you
Sounds like an implanon. Make sure to take photos of your resulting gelatinous vaginal discharge.
Anal rules, stop beings wimps.
Anal never interested me, at all.