I think I'd smother my girl with a pillow for a piece of this
Would you eat her ass with a spoon ?
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Would you eat her ass with a spoon ?
The Ozzman
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Satanstoenail
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My ex once sucker punched me while I was on the phone at the top of a flight of stairs. We were technically split up at the time and I was talking to another girl. My phone went flying and I almost fell down the stairs. I took off but she followed me and attacked me in the street. My friend had to physically restrain her so I could leave. Those were some fun times.
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Master_Yoda77
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He's disturbed. He's depressed. He's inadequate. He's got it all!
CiG
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Only men are abusive in relationships.
You're all lying, you oppressive scumbags.
You're all lying, you oppressive scumbags.
Serjeant Grumbles
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so i went to this asian massage place to get a massage. i really just wanted a massage for some tension in my back, neck and soldiers. my masseuse, a young chinese girl who was pretty cute, was doing quite a good job. then she started rubbing my dick. i laughed and said no thank you. then she said "ok? eet feel gud. 40 dollah". again i politely declined, saying just the massage is fine. but then her face got sad and she pouted. she seemed so disappointed and like she really wanted to jack me off. now i just can't fucking stand making a cute girl sad, so my heart melted for her and i said "ok ok go ahead"
so she drizzled some oil on my dick and started stroking it. she also played with my balls and stimulated my butthole. she had a good technique and was really giving an effort. so i came, she cleaned me up, i gave a nice big hug and said thanks baby you were amazing. she had a big smile on her face which made me happy.
i try to sound like a hardass on the internet but im just a fucking softie. if an attractive syrian refugee (and i do see some in pictures) was in front of me looking sad and offered me a handjob, id probably say yeah ok you can live in this country.
so she drizzled some oil on my dick and started stroking it. she also played with my balls and stimulated my butthole. she had a good technique and was really giving an effort. so i came, she cleaned me up, i gave a nice big hug and said thanks baby you were amazing. she had a big smile on her face which made me happy.
i try to sound like a hardass on the internet but im just a fucking softie. if an attractive syrian refugee (and i do see some in pictures) was in front of me looking sad and offered me a handjob, id probably say yeah ok you can live in this country.
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Hahah you're acting like she legitimately wanted to jerk you off. So basically if a Syrian refugee wants to enter your mighty aug country, makes a cute face and promises she's not a terrorist you let her in and give her cash after all. Or does everybody have to touch your dick for you to trade with them? Is that the only market you deem suitable for colored people.
That's how it often ends in life my children. Sometimes the most vocal supporters of some offensive idea can be simply bent like a twig if you touch their penis - and that is often small. /fairytale narration ending
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Krow
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Everyone knows aug pays for the sex he gets; he doesn't need to go into any detail about the transactional part of his flings.
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i'm the fucking statue of liberty for whores. my phallus is a shining beacon of hope. bring me your huddled masses!
Satanstoenail
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A shining three inch beacon of hope.
I don't see why the two have to be mutually exclusive.
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