Onder
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- Apr 10, 2006
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Today I had a boner during class. Some chick from Spain had a presentation and the beast aus pants woke up I said not now beast. I sat next to some other chick and she just returned to her seat and I immediately told her about my boner and she said "dude Matt just said the same thing tmi". So basically a girl was presenting and everybody had a boner and started having conversations on it. There could be a competition where girls would present some scientific work and guys would have bonermeters in their pants (you know those right) and every boner would count as one point. I mean, when girls do this "yoga pants so you can clearly see the shape of my ass but I'm not a whore" thing the beast awakens. A touching monument, a silent cry of the prisoners of monogamy.
EDIT: This girl I talked to made me laugh because I was going through some magazine for students and there was some infographic about what are students afraid of. And well, among the obvious things "I won't find a job because I'm worthless" there was like 5 percent of people who answered "I won't find a partner" and she said "WHAT THE FUCK. Those have to be some really ugly bastards". And well, I don't think it's right to view it this way. Even ugly bastards can find a partner imo, but she obviously never had that problem so her understanding of the lives of ugly bastards is shallow.
EDIT II: I think if you told her that you're ugly so you can't really get a girlfriend she would tell you to do something about it and stop being ugly, and it would take some time to convince her that you really can't do anything about it because you're really fucking ugly and it's not like you wake up one day, step out with the right foot and you say 'imma b prutty from nao on watch me bich'.
EDIT: This girl I talked to made me laugh because I was going through some magazine for students and there was some infographic about what are students afraid of. And well, among the obvious things "I won't find a job because I'm worthless" there was like 5 percent of people who answered "I won't find a partner" and she said "WHAT THE FUCK. Those have to be some really ugly bastards". And well, I don't think it's right to view it this way. Even ugly bastards can find a partner imo, but she obviously never had that problem so her understanding of the lives of ugly bastards is shallow.
EDIT II: I think if you told her that you're ugly so you can't really get a girlfriend she would tell you to do something about it and stop being ugly, and it would take some time to convince her that you really can't do anything about it because you're really fucking ugly and it's not like you wake up one day, step out with the right foot and you say 'imma b prutty from nao on watch me bich'.
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