Males and Females

[~Derek~]

How long have you talked to this girl? I mean, there are online friends I have known for fucking years that I would pay for a ticket to meet (if I had the cash). Splitting a ticket 50/50 might be a good way to do it for a friend, but... obvious stuff has already been brought up (using you, just doing it for ass. etc.)

How long have you known this person for?

I've known her for a few months. I met her on lastfm, I didn't meet her in Spain. She's a metalhead too, who knows, maybe she's viewing these posts?
Another Brazilian girl I met in Spain did say she would go on a date with me whenever I go to her city. So there's something.
I'm going to shoot basketball with a girl tomorrow night also.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

She wants citizenship. Don't get her pregnant man, and remember herpes doesn't need a U.S Permanent Resident Card. It loves you forever.

 

[-CC-]

Ya but did you actually nail the winner?

Yeah of course, and I also got the loser's number for the eventual second place ceremony

Good work! Do you just wade shoulders-deep in vag for your endearing Swedish charms?

Nah, this was actually the first time I've ever been in a situation like that where two women battle over me. It's definitely something that I wouldn't mind getting used to though. And I don't think charm is the keyword when you are talking about getting with sluts - acknowledging their existence is enough.

 

[damnromulans]

I suppose so. Yeah actually I guess it's not hard with dudes either since most single dudes fit the "slut" definition. I was thinking today how incredibly easy it is as a woman to get laid. Like if I went up to random dudes going "wanna pork" I bet I would only have to ask like, 10 or 15 before one said yes. Probably 2 or 3 if I were in Germany.

I'm in a weird place. I sometimes find myself fantasizing about people I'm not even attracted to. Like looking at someone random and going "huh I wonder what that would be like." This is what boredom does to our heads. I'm kind of stressing out about what to get MP for Christmas. We are going to eat cake in bed but I need to think of something material to get him, but what do you get a guy who already has 8 guitars and whose hobbies are investing money and computers?

 

[-CC-]

I assume he records music onto his computer and edits it somewhat?

In that case get him some semi-expensive plug-in set like Studio Devil Amp, or AmpliTube Metal (if he's into that stuff)

As a musician, I know you can never have enough plug-ins and I get giddy everytime I get new ones.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Money

 

[waif]

I agree about home recording equipment, and second Amplitube specifically.

 

[damnromulans]

He's pretty darn picky and I know jack beanstalk about these things, but I'll keep it in mind! Thanks dudes!

Ugh my friends who were dating broke up recently. I set them up and one of them is taking it really badly and is pouring his heart out to me and I do not want.

 

[King Richard]

what do you get a guy who already has 8 guitars and whose hobbies are investing money and computers?

Gift cards, ldo.

 

[Vimana]

A girlfriend, ldo.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think you should be more generous sexually than you usually are for a period. Also, how about a room in a nice hotel with 5 very nice 'high class' escorts?











/joke

 

[The Ozzman]

I have never known that anyone who has used plentyoffish - hell I don't even know any stories about that place.

Frankly I thought the bottom of the barrel for "finding someone to grind against" was craigslist personals and okcupid

I don't think even I'd be desperate enough to troll craigslist looking for a fling. That just screams 'I want an STD'

 

[damnromulans]

I think you should be more generous sexually than you usually are for a period. Also, how about a room in a nice hotel with 5 very nice 'high class' escorts?

You know I'd be open to that but he's like NO THREESOMES

 

[King Richard]

Wait, are we talking MFF or MMF? If he turned down MFF then he's a fucking closet homo.

 

[damnromulans]

either. I find his extreme dedication to monogamy really weird, but I'm glad I don't have to touch vag

 

[King Richard]

Don't knock it til you try it.

 

[Zephyrus]

Didn't you just meet her in Spain this summer while you were on study abroad?

More like study a broad AMIRITE

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Wait, are we talking MFF or MMF? If he turned down MFF then he's a fucking closet homo.

GODDAMN RIGHT, BOY NEEDS TO LEARN TO FUCK LIKE A MAN. BUNCHA DAMN SISSIES OUT THERE, THE GENE POOL'S GOIN TO SHIT. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET WOMEN VOTE

 

[Cythraul]

Wait, are we talking MFF or MMF? If he turned down MFF then he's a fucking closet homo.

Well, I guess I am a closet homo. Thanks for the enlightenment.

 

[King Richard]

That sucks.