Males and Females

[wandering_taco]

Zabu jests, he is naught more than an overgroomed monkey. It merely grows riled when others taunt it, give it a peanut and send it on its way before it grows too sullen at the thought of dwelling further in the shadow cast by my magnificent moustaches.

 

[cookiecutter]

So no one here wants to DP a girl with me at the next MDF then?

 

[damnromulans]

I will. Only if we DP her in the ass and she weighs more than 300 pounds though

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

MDF = Maryland Doublepenetration Fest

 

[Pessimism]

You could guess that judging by the lyrics of some of the bands.

 

[damnromulans]

BOTH HANDS AT ONCE

 

[unknown]

MDF = Maryland Doublepenetration Fest

now that's a festival worth coming for (SEE WUT I DID THERE?!)

on a slightly related note: I have a date on Sunday. With a girl, who, surprisingly, lives right up the street from me. weird. we've been talking online and blah blah blah. My only concern is on her profile she has "curvy" down, and there are no full body pictures. she looks cute. so I don't know. I like curvy chicks, but as we discussed earlier (in this thread or some other), there's a difference between curvy and fat.

 

[Pessimism]

HERE LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU

 

[Pessimism]

What is her name? You can usually tell if a chick is fat as fuck by her name.

 

[unknown]

Casey

 

[Onder]

What is her name? You can usually tell if a chick is fat as fuck by her name.

This is interensting. I will think about this for the rest of the day.

 

[waif]

Casey

She's probably not fat, but I bet she eats cock(roaches).

 

[MasterOLightning]

Casey sounds like a fat name to me. Lack of body pictures is a major red flag.

I've been trying the online thing lately. I've honestly had better luck scoring a quick lay than getting a date out of it.

 

[Pessimism]

A quick google image result of "Casey" brings very mixed reactions.

Casey to me sounds neither fat nor thin though, so hey - best of luck!

The fat-to-name ratio is always a bit iffy; it is no where near as accurate as the whore-to-name ratio after all.

 

[waif]

Never ever date anyone named Stacy.

 

[unknown]

I have an aunt named Stacy. Does anybody else automatically rule out dating people who have the same name as a family member?

 

[waif]

Along those lines, I'm annoyed because my ex had my favorite female name (a strong preference that existed before I ever met her) and now it'll be weird if I ever want to date someone with that name, and particularly annoying if I ever have a daughter because I'd want to give her that name.

 

[unknown]

Yes. That too.

 

[cookiecutter]

Along those lines, I'm annoyed because my ex had my favorite female name (a strong preference that existed before I ever met her) and now it'll be weird if I ever want to date someone with that name, and particularly annoying if I ever have a daughter because I'd want to give her that name.

Is it Josephine?

 

[waif]

Katherine (with a k, the way I like it).