Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

idk man Tinder is the shit. I live in nyc so the high population has a lot to do with it but if you work it on there bitches will end up meeting you. I usually take hotish square wanna-be hipster bitches to metal shows and they eat that shit up

I officially broke up with the gf so now my biggest fears are her telling me shes preg and seeing her on Tinder lol.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think I'd literally go crazy if I got a girl preggers by accident.

 

[The Ozzman]

I bet you would push her down a flight of stairs

 

[CF87]

I'm with Ozz on the no hitting on women at the grocery store and shit. I generally don't hit on women in general, but there is a different atmosphere when at a bar that makes it far more socially acceptable to talk to random strangers. I tend to chat with people sitting next to me at bars all the time. In fact, I've made several good friends doing this these days. I do see how it comes naturally at a bar though. It's like, it's almost more awkward not to talk to someone who is sitting right next to you at an empty bar.

Never hit on a woman at a grocery store either. Something in my mind tells me it's a no no. A chick could approach me while I was walking around with a tombstone pizza at Walmart and it would not bother me at all, but women are weird about all kinds of shit. So idk.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Never hit on a woman at a grocery store either. Something in my mind tells me it's a no no. A chick could approach me while I was walking around with a tombstone pizza at Walmart and it would not bother me at all, but women are weird about all kinds of shit. So idk.

I mean, would you really want anything to do with a girl that would approach you while you were holding a tombstone pizza though?

 

[mutantllama]

I bet you would push her down a flight of stairs

and then call her a retard in front of her grandmother

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yes, very much would love so.

 

[The Ozzman]

and then call her a retard to her face in front of her grandmother

Fixed that for you

 

[Draehl]

I mean, would you really want anything to do with a girl that would approach you while you were holding a tombstone pizza though?

Depends if she's chubby or not. Probably so if coming after you holding a pizza...

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

girls that don't arch make me sick

 

[Manic Ferocity]

How can you 'let shit happen organically' if you're not meeting people? I don't actively try to look for women at bookstores, bars, whatever. Online dating has helped me meet people if anything. I never believe on hitting on women when I'm at the grocery store or whatever. I think it's stupid.

Yeah, unless they're unavailable/with their boyfriends.

Srsly though, I would applaud that because it takes balls. Especially if they're significantly more threatening looking than you.

 

[CiG]

What are you talking about? You can hit on a woman in a grocery store. Step your games up, wimps.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's considered "creepy" they want to be hit on when they're inviting it, like at a bar or event. Women are assholes.

 

[CiG]

I don't know about all that. Where are you pulling that information from?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Playa playas for realz itt

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I don't know about all that. Where are you pulling that information from?

bitches

 

[Dak]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

that too

 

[CiG]

You've never reached for the same frozen whole turkey as some bitch and your hands touched and 10 minutes later you're turkey basting dat ass?