Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy shit my last post was awesome as hell and I don't even remember it.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Nah, all you need is amazingly ignorant confidence and false ambition mixed with a shtick. And booze

Most effective method right here.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The extra bonus with hot chicks is that they're usually looking for a provider and someone to marry. They'll fucking tell you that even on the first date. So just drop the L word quickly after taking them out to a few expensive restaurants in a nice car and you got babalicious back burner booty for at least a year.

But actually don't. Shame on you.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Fuck shame, I'm just sick of psycho bitches. Faking pregnancies, running up charges in your name, going to your parents home they never met, contacting your exes. I'm not sticking my dick in crazy anymore. I'm 33 and I escaped somehow, I'm done, I'm getting fat and happy becuase I'm finished

 

[CiG]

Wear a Hawaiian shirt and slay whores.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I get the scraps.

 

[CiG]

 

[The Butt]

Life motto.

 

[The Ozzman]

Fuck shame, I'm just sick of psycho bitches. Faking pregnancies, running up charges in your name, going to your parents home they never met, contacting your exes. I'm not sticking my dick in crazy anymore. I'm 33 and I escaped somehow, I'm done, I'm getting fat and happy becuase I'm finished

This shit happened to you? Moar detail!

 

[tagradh]

have a stupid crush on this older girl (25) i follow on twitter

Link.

 

[SentinelSlain]

kind of have a gf again.

 

[Dak]

Is this like the kind of engagement?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yeah

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I don't know how you people do it. Shove your noble rods into the undulating maws of a gibbering mouth beast. Like rabid, half tranquilized pugs. Leaky, pussing, angry red little axe wounds. Disgusting aliens puking when touched and screeching silently for more hot dogs. Grinning fucking murder clams.

I saw a vagina yesterday and it scared me. I mean, I like mine, but....you're all gross. Suck a dick, it's less frothy.

 

[CiG]

I don't know how you people do it. Shove your noble rods into the undulating maws of a gibbering mouth beast.

I don't. My wang is like a metal detector, avoid plastic at all costs. Hold out, be patient, wait for the win.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Out of 13 girls I've messaged on OKCupid since I got back on there two months ago, 4 responded and engaged in lengthy multi-day conversations, but none of them wanted to go out. Girls are annoying.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

not being a dick here, but ya ever consider maybe you're being boring?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I do my best to make jokes and push buttons within reason. My best guess is I've been talking to girls I don't actually have much in common with, despite the OKCupid match numbers.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That's def a factor. Plus most women on there are only looking for validation so ya really have to dig, it's rough and I'm too lazy these days

 

[CF87]

I wouldn't put my nose in a woman's butt. Not especially because it's gross, but because it seems dumb.

What about Kelly Evans ?