Males and Females

[Dak]

You can't just yada yada the important parts!

 

[The Butt]

Why is it that women seem super interested in you and then decide to 'hang out with a good male friend' out of town. After this, they say they lost their cell phone the night before and are hungover as shit. Oh I know, you lied to me and fucked the dude and decided to lay in bed with him all day instead of honoring our date that we planned for today.

Stupid cunt.

Why go on a date with the commander when she could have a captain. Bam.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why go on a date with the commander when she could have a captain. Bam.

It's all conjecture anyway

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

Raining ash? It's times like these that remind me why I actually like the Midwest.

*steps outside to 98 degree weather with 1 billion % humidity*

Yeah, the Midwest rules except for right now when it needs to actually be hotter than some of the places in the US that are usually hot.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

A girl in my class is a lesbian but she's pretty quiet about it. It's her and like 3 other girls who I typically hang with/do projects with and just chat to outside of class.

Anyways, at lunch somehow we started talking about hetero-sex and gay sex, and the lesbian girl flat out got offended when another girl at the table was talking about her own sexual endeavors. When we asked her why she was getting mad she said she thinks hetero sex is disgusting. I couldn't help but think don't they penetrate each other in gay sex too? Like what's so disgusting? It's sex the same shit is done no matter what body parts are present (or lack thereof).

I can understand not waning to partake in it but to say it's disgusting when literally the same shit is done across the board is a little ridiculous to me.

 

[Internally Deformed]

A girl in my class is a lesbian but she's pretty quiet about it. It's her and like 3 other girls who I typically hang with/do projects with and just chat to outside of class.

Anyways, at lunch somehow we started talking about hetero-sex and gay sex, and the lesbian girl flat out got offended when another girl at the table was talking about her own sexual endeavors. When we asked her why she was getting mad she said she thinks hetero sex is disgusting. I couldn't help but think don't they penetrate each other in gay sex too? Like what's so disgusting? It's sex the same shit is done no matter what body parts are present (or lack thereof).

I can understand not waning to partake in it but to say it's disgusting when literally the same shit is done across the board is a little ridiculous to me.

I guess lesbian sex is the only kind with zero penis involvement. Still seems a little weird for her to get offended, though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, lesbian sex is fucking boring as fuck and, obviously, I find male on male sex to be pretty fucking disgusting, but I am an adult and don't get offended by any of it.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I mean, I'm sure they use toys or something in replace of. I guess I found it weird for someone to be kinda romanticizing sex at this age.

Call a spade a spade, it's ALL disgusting when you think about it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

holy shit balls
https://gfycat.com/JoyfulCorruptAzurewingedmagpie

and Emily Ratajkowski is incredible
https://gfycat.com/LikableSaneBedlingtonterrier

 

[CiG]

She's probably just channelling her misandry into disgust over sex that involves a penis.

Be honest, is she a radical left-wing feminist type or just a moderate bipartisan lesbian lady?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Both of those girls will never give you the time of day unless you threw fat stacks of real Franklins in front of them and someone convinced them that you didn't just want to fuck them in an alley.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Nah, all you need is amazingly ignorant confidence and false ambition mixed with a shtick. And booze

 

[Nephilim96]

have a stupid crush on this older girl (25) i follow on twitter, who lives in england. she's cool as fuck, and fairly similar to my ideal type, physically, but obviously it's a waste of time. i know this girl also from LA who just moved to Germany with her Danish husband that she met online, so long distance relationships can theoretically work, but they usually fucking don't. thankfully school starts up soon, so i can maybe find somebody local who's interesting.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy shit my last post was awesome as hell and I don't even remember it.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Nah, all you need is amazingly ignorant confidence and false ambition mixed with a shtick. And booze

Most effective method right here.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The extra bonus with hot chicks is that they're usually looking for a provider and someone to marry. They'll fucking tell you that even on the first date. So just drop the L word quickly after taking them out to a few expensive restaurants in a nice car and you got babalicious back burner booty for at least a year.

But actually don't. Shame on you.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Fuck shame, I'm just sick of psycho bitches. Faking pregnancies, running up charges in your name, going to your parents home they never met, contacting your exes. I'm not sticking my dick in crazy anymore. I'm 33 and I escaped somehow, I'm done, I'm getting fat and happy becuase I'm finished

 

[CiG]

Wear a Hawaiian shirt and slay whores.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I get the scraps.

 

[CiG]