Males and Females

[The Butt]

Life motto.

 

[The Ozzman]

Fuck shame, I'm just sick of psycho bitches. Faking pregnancies, running up charges in your name, going to your parents home they never met, contacting your exes. I'm not sticking my dick in crazy anymore. I'm 33 and I escaped somehow, I'm done, I'm getting fat and happy becuase I'm finished

This shit happened to you? Moar detail!

 

[tagradh]

have a stupid crush on this older girl (25) i follow on twitter

Link.

 

[SentinelSlain]

kind of have a gf again.

 

[Dak]

Is this like the kind of engagement?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yeah

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I don't know how you people do it. Shove your noble rods into the undulating maws of a gibbering mouth beast. Like rabid, half tranquilized pugs. Leaky, pussing, angry red little axe wounds. Disgusting aliens puking when touched and screeching silently for more hot dogs. Grinning fucking murder clams.

I saw a vagina yesterday and it scared me. I mean, I like mine, but....you're all gross. Suck a dick, it's less frothy.

 

[CiG]

I don't know how you people do it. Shove your noble rods into the undulating maws of a gibbering mouth beast.

I don't. My wang is like a metal detector, avoid plastic at all costs. Hold out, be patient, wait for the win.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Out of 13 girls I've messaged on OKCupid since I got back on there two months ago, 4 responded and engaged in lengthy multi-day conversations, but none of them wanted to go out. Girls are annoying.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

not being a dick here, but ya ever consider maybe you're being boring?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I do my best to make jokes and push buttons within reason. My best guess is I've been talking to girls I don't actually have much in common with, despite the OKCupid match numbers.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That's def a factor. Plus most women on there are only looking for validation so ya really have to dig, it's rough and I'm too lazy these days

 

[CF87]

I wouldn't put my nose in a woman's butt. Not especially because it's gross, but because it seems dumb.

What about Kelly Evans ?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

What the fuck? Why is that a website?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lol, right?

edit: nah, just checked and no website.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So I just opened up a package of a CD I had purchased from eBay, and inside was a brief (four sentence) handwritten note thanking me for my purchase multiple times, signed with a woman's name and a smiley face at the end, and suddenly I now feel depressed. Kill me.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

What CDs did you buy?

 

[Krow]

I once received a cd from an eBay seller which held in its jewel case a cigarette butt.

 

[Internally Deformed]

That kind of thing is why I've never bought something from Ebay.