Males and Females

[CF87]

Carpe should just be with me

She should cook me some steak.

Shit's not that complicated.

 

[EspaDa]

I talked to her for a while and asked if she needed anything.

A weird question to ask a homeless person about. I guess such person needs acutally everything.

 

[CiG]

A weird question to ask a homeless person about. I guess such person needs acutally everything.

Need =/= want.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

She should cook me some steak.

Shit's not that complicated.

Last time I tried to cook a steak it caught on fire. And we had just fought, so I'm a stubborn bitch, and I just stood there in front of the stove while smoke filled the apartment and the alarm was going off with my arms crossed like "This is fine. This is how cooking works."

I mean like, thank god I have an insanely high IQ and I'm interesting because there's literally nothing else to brag about.

 

[EspaDa]

Has any of you ever made your girlfriend take a load to the face?

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

I've never had to make girls do stuff like that. If they like you enough, there's a good chance that they'll want you to do it.

Obviously there are some girls who will never let you do that no matter what.

 

[Onder]

I've never had to make girls do stuff like that. If they like you enough, there's a good chance that they'll want you to do it.

Obviously there are some girls who will never let you do that no matter what.

It's especially arousing if they resist.

 

[tagradh]

Last time I tried to cook a steak it caught on fire. And we had just fought, so I'm a stubborn bitch, and I just stood there in front of the stove while smoke filled the apartment and the alarm was going off with my arms crossed like "This is fine. This is how cooking works."

I mean like, thank god I have an insanely high IQ and I'm interesting because there's literally nothing else to brag about.

 

[EspaDa]

I tried that yesterday and it felt so good. Never had an orgasm like that.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Facials don't appeal to me very much in porn. They probably wouldn't make a top 10 list of places for a man to cum in porn.

Are facials considered sodomy in Poland btw?

 

[EspaDa]

Lol wouldn't make a top 10 list of place for a man to cum? Where would you like to cum, inside the ear?

They're not considered sodomy but you would become persecuted if you overtly admitted to doing so.

 

[tagradh]

Creampies (lamest term ever) >>> facials.

 

[EspaDa]

Deepthroats >> all

 

[HamburgerBoy]

1. On the butt
2. In the mouth
3. On the tummy
4. On the chest
5. In the vagina
6. On the vagina
7. On the floor (e.g. handjob)
8. On himself

OK maybe not quite 10, I think I've exhausted most of my usual avenues. I would rather see facials than cumming in the butt, admittedly.

 

[EspaDa]

No way on the butt is better than a facial. On the toes would be nice too, or feet in general.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Butts are like big pillowy canvases of flesh just waiting to get painted.

 

[arg]

IN the butt and then a close up of her farting it out is best, the bigger the load, louder and more forceful, the better. Fucking nooblets

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That's disgusting and the reason I can no longer watch Asa Akira videos

 

[CiG]

It's better to cum on an expensive piece of their clothing, unless you paid for it.

Has any of you ever made your girlfriend take a load to the face?

Yes.

 

[CF87]