Males and Females

[CiG]

 

[Nephilim96]

Butts are like big pillowy canvases of flesh just waiting to get painted.

Nah, rather see it all over a girl's face.

 

[EspaDa]

That's what I also think.

 

[CF87]

Women will never do anal creampie's with me, I just accepted it, it's cause I fucked up in life.

 

[Onder]

What about on the mustache.

 

[CiG]

The creamfreddie.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Nothing beats raw in the pus

 

[EspaDa]

Honestly, I've never tried it before yet.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Nothing beats raw in the pus

How would you go about doing that? Pop a pimple with your dick?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

good one

 

[EspaDa]

hahaha, really n1 .

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A woman looked my way in a non-pitying manner multiple times this morning and it made me horny as fuck for the rest of the day. I've jacked off three times in the last two hours, which usually exhausts me and makes me depressed, but the third one actually has made me more lucid.

 

[Onder]

A woman looked my way in a non-pitying manner multiple times this morning and it made me horny as fuck for the rest of the day. I've jacked off three times in the last two hours, which usually exhausts me and makes me depressed, but the third one actually has made me more lucid.

I think you should design those shirts with pointlessly long writings.

A WOMAN
looked my way
- in a non-pitying manner -
MULTIPLE TIMES this morning
and it made me horny
for the REST OF THE DAY
...​

 

[Funerary_Doom]

My sex life is like on a serious vacation and it sucks. Boyfriend and I are on completely different schedules and I always have to make the first move probably because he always thinks I'm tired (which isn't a lie) and he never knows when is a good time. Actually I don't like having to wait two weeks or more to have sex because then it's really fucking uncomfortable and a little painful.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been messaging a sexy Polish girl.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

I've been messaging a sexy Polish girl.

EspaDa's sister is a married woman. Shame on you.

 

[Dak]

two weeks or more to have sex

I'd be about to lose my damn mind.

 

[EspaDa]

EspaDa's sister is a married woman. Shame on you.

Love stalkers!

 

[CF87]

EspaDa's sister is a married woman. Shame on you.

She's sick of being married to him probably, she wants to fuck him instead.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I'd be about to lose my damn mind.

It sucks. People shouldn't wait that long. Probably normal since I've been with him for so long now but jeez