Women are derelicts and they use people for money, what are you not getting.
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Women are derelicts and they use people for money, what are you not getting.
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She looks like one of those chicks that has a terrible diet and a decent metabolism but thinks simply doing yoga or stretches like this is all she needs to do to stay "in shape." Reasoning: Arms are skinny, legs aren't tree trunks, but he mid-section is thick (which her ass benefits from tbh).
Don't get me wrong, if I were single and had a chance at her I'd pee in her butt. Just sayin.
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All this talk reminded me of some bitches I've known. One used to be okay and then started doing this bodybuilding idiocy and found a dude who was like fifty and couldn't get a hard-on and she used to call him a lizard. He had the muscle but no boner, even with her. Her mom bought her D fake tits and then died from cancer so this girl inherited some cash and bought several expensive cars. Once she came to the pub with her yoga pants and huge boobs and peroxide hair and FUCK I'LL BE DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN and the waters basically hid behind the counter and shat themselves. It was pretty funny to see. This bitch is now a monster and makes me wonder if anyone likes these musclebuilding bitches.
But anyway, another bitch got caught in this thanks to this first one and now she's posting freaky pictures on facebook of her body on some shows and she looks like a greased up bronze statue with a retarded smile. And again, I wonder if anybody actually finds this attractive and then I asked this myself. Would I fuck this. Because it's no longer a she, it's it. And I started shaking.
This is satan stealing female souls. My girlfriend runs and climbs and all kinds of shit but if she came home with this cancerous tan and a retarded smile on her face I would fucking push her down the stairs immediately.
To each of his own I guess, but WHO THE FUCK LIKES THIS.
But anyway, another bitch got caught in this thanks to this first one and now she's posting freaky pictures on facebook of her body on some shows and she looks like a greased up bronze statue with a retarded smile. And again, I wonder if anybody actually finds this attractive and then I asked this myself. Would I fuck this. Because it's no longer a she, it's it. And I started shaking.
This is satan stealing female souls. My girlfriend runs and climbs and all kinds of shit but if she came home with this cancerous tan and a retarded smile on her face I would fucking push her down the stairs immediately.
To each of his own I guess, but WHO THE FUCK LIKES THIS.
CiG
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I used to be friends with this bitch that was legitimately a theistic Satanist asexual bodybuilder animal rights activist that said she'd leave a baby to die on the streets and rejected emotions-based morality and then broke off ties with me because I said women are naturally weaker than men and that television show about a woman that enters men's league baseball and dominates them is fucking retarded and unrealistic, but the point of this is she had a voice like that fucking black bodyguard cunt from Dodgeball, it would be so weird fucking a bitch who moaned like she was doing it through one of those voice anonymity devices. Fucking gross.
Nothing is worse than a bitch that does the whole professional bodybuilding thing but then gets breast implants and it looks like cheap water-baloons glued over the top of pectoral muscles. I think I have seen some bodybuilding bitches that pulled it off though, mostly because they avoid all the weird tans and titjobs and shit. If they wear spikes and leather it's literally like being manhandled by an Amazonian beast.
Nothing is worse than a bitch that does the whole professional bodybuilding thing but then gets breast implants and it looks like cheap water-baloons glued over the top of pectoral muscles. I think I have seen some bodybuilding bitches that pulled it off though, mostly because they avoid all the weird tans and titjobs and shit. If they wear spikes and leather it's literally like being manhandled by an Amazonian beast.
She did not go to work because you did not buy her enough jewerly from Jared, the guy.
The question is never "Did he go to Jared?", it's "How many times did he go to Jared?"
Jimmy... Dead.
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ust got back from the strip club (yes I go alone), and got this armenian girls number and this bitch was fucking ridicious. I'm assuming becaue I'm white and decent lloooking she thinks I have money but the bitch will find out I'm brojke as fuck and I'm gonna play the down on his luck guy card. I dropped 3 easy but fuck this girl was insane and text me back with a couple of dirty pics, ugh I love dirty pussy and im fuckin done for i swear
The Ozzman
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Jimmy... Dead.
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ha errrrr fuck yea im an idiot
If i had money, like reeeeaaallll money I'd be an absolute moron with it, which is why I dont have money.
If i had money, like reeeeaaallll money I'd be an absolute moron with it, which is why I dont have money.
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I'm supposedly in a relationship but it's all kind of weird and long distancy / not existenty
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You're in a non-existent relationship with someone who's far away? Good job.
CiG
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Yeah ideal relationship status with other humans. I prefer fungi anyway.
CiG
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