The Ozzman
Melted by feels
You won't be able to use that line for much longer.![]()
I'm sure people here will still use fat jokes even if I drop 50 more pounds so your statement doesn't hold any weight.
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You won't be able to use that line for much longer.![]()
You won't be able to use that line for much longer.![]()
congrats on the new job
I'm sure people here will still use fat jokes even if I drop 50 more pounds so your statement doesn't hold any weight.
Yeah, pretty much the main reason I haven't pursued anything with her or any woman really was because I had a shit job and lived at home. Pretty hard to pick up a girl and bring her home to smash when your bedroom is a few feet from your parents. I'm going to get everything on the table once I get up there next month. I need to get all this shit off my fucking chest so I can hopefully move forward. Or, on the extremely race occasion, it actually works out.
Girlfriend quiet? Nah she's not tired, she's mad at you.
Recently my O'nealian integrity was put to test and I failed miserably. I was Time Hoe'd. Fucked a girl once and became her friend and she's been cock teasing me and playing buddy ever since. She's hot so I let it happen like a fuckin chump and ended up hearing about her bullshit problems with other men and doing things for her I would never normally do
Patrice's advice is timeless
Listening to more Patrice O'Neal at work today. This dude is an absolute GENIUS!
He's saying things I had never thought of before
he is the manilla road of understanding women