Males and Females

[Funerary_Doom]

That really sucks. In high school I liked a few guys and none reciprocated and that was terrible, even though now those same guys are having a harder time and didn't age well. For some reason it always works out that when you're not single anymore everyone likes you.

Obviously it's good to work on yourself and congrats on the new job. Since you're in a bigger city with a stable income you're going to catch a lot of women's eyes tbh.

 

[The Ozzman]

You won't be able to use that line for much longer.

congrats on the new job

Now it makes sense why he said that. I didn't see that posted anywhere.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I'm sure people here will still use fat jokes even if I drop 50 more pounds so your statement doesn't hold any weight.

UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING GUT

 

[The Ozzman]

UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING GUT

Well played

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, pretty much the main reason I haven't pursued anything with her or any woman really was because I had a shit job and lived at home. Pretty hard to pick up a girl and bring her home to smash when your bedroom is a few feet from your parents. I'm going to get everything on the table once I get up there next month. I need to get all this shit off my fucking chest so I can hopefully move forward. Or, on the extremely race occasion, it actually works out.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, pretty much the main reason I haven't pursued anything with her or any woman really was because I had a shit job and lived at home. Pretty hard to pick up a girl and bring her home to smash when your bedroom is a few feet from your parents. I'm going to get everything on the table once I get up there next month. I need to get all this shit off my fucking chest so I can hopefully move forward. Or, on the extremely race occasion, it actually works out.

I take it you're moving to Chitown? What will you be doing?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Teaching. I got a gig teaching Rhetoric and Composition a few Community Colleges in the area. I'll hardly be making a decent living, but it at least gives me a foot in the door. Adjunct really only pays about 3K a class, so to make any real money I need to teach about 5-6 courses a semester, and those aren't exactly easy to get. I'm only getting 3 maybe 4 this fall semester and who the fuck knows if I'll get any after that. I'm probably going to have to get a side job as well. I might try bartending on the weeknights or private tutoring or something.

 

[CiG]

Pretty hard to pick up a girl and bring her home to smash when your bedroom is a few feet from your parents.

Sounds like a challenge.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

RIP Peter McCalister

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Recently my O'nealian integrity was put to test and I failed miserably. I was Time Hoe'd. Fucked a girl once and became her friend and she's been cock teasing me and playing buddy ever since. She's hot so I let it happen like a fuckin chump and ended up hearing about her bullshit problems with other men and doing things for her I would never normally do

Patrice's advice is timeless

 

[CiG]

What makes you O'Nealian (still a great term you created) is that you still come here and readily admit what happened. Salute.

 

[The Ozzman]

Intellectual Whore was the term before Patrice came along. Ladder Theory is what the site was called.

edit: Hey it still exists!

http://www.laddertheory.com/

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I always thought the polarizing views of many men and women regarding each other were fascinating. Nothing is what it seems to some of you people. Girlfriend quiet? Nah she's not tired, she's mad at you. Boyfriend on his phone? Nah he's not playing a game, he's talking to other women. At the end of the day we are all very normal and very boring and don't think about the other gender all that much unless we're pissy or horny.

 

[CiG]

Most people are pissy and/or horny most of the time.

 

[The Ozzman]

Girlfriend quiet? Nah she's not tired, she's mad at you.

I have learned that if a woman says 'Nothing' when I ask what's wrong, I typically made them mad somehow. That was evident in my last relationship.

 

[rms]

Recently my O'nealian integrity was put to test and I failed miserably. I was Time Hoe'd. Fucked a girl once and became her friend and she's been cock teasing me and playing buddy ever since. She's hot so I let it happen like a fuckin chump and ended up hearing about her bullshit problems with other men and doing things for her I would never normally do

Patrice's advice is timeless

you seem to get tricked alot. more discipline is needed, sir

 

[The Ozzman]

Listening to more Patrice O'Neal at work today. This dude is an absolute GENIUS!

He's saying things I had never thought of before

 

[rms]

Listening to more Patrice O'Neal at work today. This dude is an absolute GENIUS!

He's saying things I had never thought of before

he is the manilla road of understanding women

 

[Dak]

he is the manilla road of understanding women

That would be Mort.

 

[The Ozzman]

he is the manilla road of understanding women

So he's middle of the road, plain vanilla average dude? That contradicts what I said.