Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Listening to more Patrice O'Neal at work today. This dude is an absolute GENIUS!

He's saying things I had never thought of before

 

[rms]

Listening to more Patrice O'Neal at work today. This dude is an absolute GENIUS!

He's saying things I had never thought of before

he is the manilla road of understanding women

 

[Dak]

he is the manilla road of understanding women

That would be Mort.

 

[The Ozzman]

he is the manilla road of understanding women

So he's middle of the road, plain vanilla average dude? That contradicts what I said.

 

[rms]

how many more years do we have to see that lame ass manilla road joke

 

[The Ozzman]

how many more years do we have to see that lame ass manilla road joke

Probably the same amount of years I will continue to see the same Devildriver and Trivium jokes because those are somehow less lame after all these years

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Most people are pissy and/or horny most of the time.

Sucks to be them. Maybe that's why the chronically single become more and more neurotically psychoanalytic over the years, they never had a partner tell them that a cigar is usually just a damn cigar.

 

[Dak]

When you aren't getting or giving the cigar regularly, everything starts looking like a cigar. cwatididthur

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol@ all those horny pissy people. Can't even smoke a damn cojimar without someone trying to fuck or stroke it.

 

[CiG]

And when you get sex regularly, you start to think the cigar makes you look like a philosopher when really you're just some douche who is desensitized to smoking cigars.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Fuck your dried up old cigar. I want Certi-Fresh premium cigars

 

[-CC-]

...are we still talking about penises?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[Krow]

...are we still talking about penises?

Are we ever not?

 

[The Ozzman]

Just got shut down on Tinder for being a mere inch shorter than a girl. I'm not a manlet by any stretch of the imagination either. I'm considered above average for an American male. Is it that much trouble for you to wear flats, bitch? Women suck.

Edit: Apparently for white males (REEEEEE) in the USA, I am dead on the nose average height

 

[Onder]

Just got shut down on Tinder for being a mere inch shorter than a girl. I'm not a manlet by any stretch of the imagination either. I'm considered above average for an American male. Is it that much trouble for you to wear flats, bitch? Women suck.

What a strict bitch I bet her vagoo smells just about 100% perfect.

 

[The Ozzman]

What a strict bitch I bet her vagoo smells just about 100% perfect.

I bet it smells like a sweaty GI sock in the Afghani desert.

She was in her 40s so it's a given that she's stuck up.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Juggling school, overtime at work, a significant other, and alone time is hard. My dude feels super neglected, even though I have essentially removed friends from my juggling equation to make more time for him. How much alone time vs couples time when I have maybe 1 hour of freedom from responsibility a day is fair?

 

[The Ozzman]

Juggling school, overtime at work, a significant other, and alone time is hard. My dude feels super neglected, even though I have essentially removed friends from my juggling equation to make more time for him. How much alone time vs couples time when I have maybe 1 hour of freedom from responsibility a day is fair?

As much as you can spare. There are times when I need to be alone just to recharge my batteries but if I want to be with someone, I will be explicit about it.

 

[Dak]

Juggling school, overtime at work, a significant other, and alone time is hard. My dude feels super neglected, even though I have essentially removed friends from my juggling equation to make more time for him. How much alone time vs couples time when I have maybe 1 hour of freedom from responsibility a day is fair?

I don't know if "fair" is the right approach in that sort of situation.