Fish want blowjobs?
No country thinks we won't find out where he lives?
I view it as necessary sacrifice for our shared future. We've been together like 7 years. This is meant to last. And I reserve my Sunday's completely for time together, it's the only completely free day we both have if my homework is done. But he wants to spend them running unnecessary errands together or visiting his parents or something. Leaving me to instead get drained during the week, or him feeling unfulfilled.
It's rough. It is rougher being female too, because even after this long he has assumptions about how all females must secretly be. My lack of attention isn't fatigue, it's hidden disinterest.
I only just got this joke.
i got it immediately because awful puns are my bread and butter
Poll: Does sending dick pics to women work? Does it make the Tinder bitches quiver with glee or nah?
I have a friend who insists it works but I'm 99% sure he's trolling.
[edit]nvm do as you will
>using tinder to find a woman
you said you listened to Patrice but you didn't seem to get his message
Patrice's perspective is that women don't have consistent logic, so asking questions like "will women find X attractive?" is a question that is unanswerable (as their attractions fluctuate depending on the person in question). Patrice would probably say make women like X rather than wondering if they already do.
A good example of this is the whole "issue" of cat-calling, women wouldn't get upset if Brad Pitt cat-called them, but a less attractive version? outrage
didn't mean to if it came off that way <3