Males and Females

[no country for old wainds]

this guy sounds like a faggot tbh, whining about everything and wanting his back rubbed. you need a real man like hamburgerboy or mort.

 

[Dak]

Mort would probably give Carpe all the bjs she wants with no expectation of reciprocity.

 

[CiG]

Carpe is a lesbian?

 

[tagradh]

Fish want blowjobs?

 

[EspaDa]

HamburgayBoy is hetero?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

No country thinks we won't find out where he lives?

 

[The Ozzman]

Carpe really thinks she can make the time to get to the UK?

 

[CiG]

Fish want blowjobs?

I only just got this joke.

 

[tagradh]

No country thinks we won't find out where he lives?

Like we give a fuck.

 

[CF87]

I view it as necessary sacrifice for our shared future. We've been together like 7 years. This is meant to last. And I reserve my Sunday's completely for time together, it's the only completely free day we both have if my homework is done. But he wants to spend them running unnecessary errands together or visiting his parents or something. Leaving me to instead get drained during the week, or him feeling unfulfilled.

It's rough. It is rougher being female too, because even after this long he has assumptions about how all females must secretly be. My lack of attention isn't fatigue, it's hidden disinterest.

your're in a relationship for years with mutual understanding and trust and fucked up shit does not happen everday and have shit to do and communicate , and do have alone time and plan when to chill out and stuff, dude must be a full fleged retard, you rub his back, you should not even let him touch your boobs for 5 months.

 

[The Ozzman]

I only just got this joke.

Dude I read it again after this and finally got it

 

[no country for old wainds]

i got it immediately because awful puns are my bread and butter

 

[The Ozzman]

i got it immediately because awful puns are my bread and butter

But it was two thirds of a pun....PU

 

[CiG]

But it was two thirds of a pun....PU

 

[The Ozzman]

Poll: Does sending dick pics to women work? Does it make the Tinder bitches quiver with glee or nah?

I have a friend who insists it works but I'm 99% sure he's trolling.

 

[Baroque]

[edit]nvm do as you will

 

[EspaDa]

>using tinder to find a woman

 

[rms]

Poll: Does sending dick pics to women work? Does it make the Tinder bitches quiver with glee or nah?

I have a friend who insists it works but I'm 99% sure he's trolling.

you said you listened to Patrice but you didn't seem to get his message

 

[The Ozzman]

[edit]nvm do as you will

What was the original?

>using tinder to find a woman

>being Polish

you said you listened to Patrice but you didn't seem to get his message

Explain how this is related because I obviously don't get it.

 

[rms]

Patrice's perspective is that women don't have consistent logic, so asking questions like "will women find X attractive?" is a question that is unanswerable (as their attractions fluctuate depending on the person in question). Patrice would probably say make women like X rather than wondering if they already do.

A good example of this is the whole "issue" of cat-calling, women wouldn't get upset if Brad Pitt cat-called them, but a less attractive version? outrage