Males and Females

[no country for old wainds]

What is it that you like about a woman who puts on a tough public front but are basically slavegirls in private? Genuinely interested.

it's not necessarily a public/private thing i guess, but vulnerable/wounded people hiding behind an thick mass of convincing armor just do it for me, and that can often be how it manifests.

That sounds awesome. This is probably the best way to discover yourself, by being with someone who is exploratory and honestly most people probably find out, in the course of exploration in the bedroom, that they're vanilla and perfectly satisfied with basic, normal sex. For me it was just an unfolding, ever-expanding realization that I like to be a little worm.

i think most people would be surprised how much stuff they'd enjoy if it was instigated in the right way. then again maybe some of us are just fucking freaks

 

[CiG]

I still have a hard time knowing that there are men out there who go "yuck" when they see a big butt. They exist though.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I still have a hard time knowing that there are men out there who go "yuck" when they see a big butt. They exist though.

Yeah, they can be identified by their pointy hoods.

 

[CiG]

Yeah, they can be identified by their pointy hoods.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

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That's way blacker than what I had in mind.

 

[CiG]

Your mind is 'whites only.'

 

[no country for old wainds]

i had a friend once who said 'women are like curry, why would you want one plate of curry when you can have a huge mound of curry'? that dude really loved curry. and fat chicks.

 

[CF87]

sexy attractive broad approached me and wanted to give me here number, not that I asked, but she's gotta have atleast a decade on me, she looks wicked good, weird thing is I seen her months ago and one night had some kind of crush on her, gave her a ring and she did not pick up at the time and called back, but I did not know, so i'm going to give her another shot this week, lay off the sauce for a bit when she comes over

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Totally had sex the other day. Shit was disgusting and hilarious. Real lazy/hungover morning sex.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

 

[CiG]

Maybe go deeper with the story so we can try and give a shit.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Maybe go deeper

sound advice

 

[no country for old wainds]

i actually assumed he had sex fairly regularly being the extrovert that he is, so if anything some commiserations are in order

 

[CiG]

He's a perpetually friend-zoned extrovert though.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

Conglaturation!!!!


A winner is you!!!!!!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Thanks guys.

 

[CiG]

Tell us a story though, really for reals.

 

[Omni]

i actually assumed he had sex fairly regularly being the extrovert that he is, so if anything some commiserations are in order

Nah, he isn't a closer. I thought that this was common knowledge.

 

[Omni]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

...but really though, congratulations on finding someone who was willing to exchange bodily fluids with you.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... that someone was probably his right hand.