Males and Females

[Onder]

Butt-licking is technically not cheating, right?

 

[EspaDa]

^ Haha, that's a complex problem here. Is kissing considered cheating then?

 

[CiG]

Butt-licking is technically not cheating, right?

She can just say she was teaching young aug a lesson by rubbing her anus on his mouth as punishment, and he deserves it.

 

[Onder]

Well according to aug there's only a small step from hugging a person to licking their butthole. Therefore once we establish that hugging coworkers is ok even if you're in a relationship, Aug is in the clear for some tongue in a pooper action.

 

[CiG]

Well, the small step is actually a short reach to his wallet pocket.

 

[EspaDa]

 

[arg]

gonna invite her out on monday (when i asked yesterday there was no specific time, just "sometime")

bitch has infected my brain. i thought i was immune to this shit. i could get a whore and it would be nice for one hour. but then it would be over and id still see the coworker everyday. fuck this. it was simpler when everyone was fucking ugly in the office (she's new). she's of german descent, a dark haired aryan goddess. fuck life.

 

[EspaDa]

what about her tits and booty?

 

[The Butt]

on a ten scale what would you rate her dumper ?

 

[Onder]

Aug doesn't rate dumpers based on the looks. He needs to taste.

 

[The Butt]

on a ten scale what would YOU rate her dumper ?

 

[CF87]

what would you rate her dumper on what she ate for lunch on a ten scale of crap traps, compared to other dumpers of butthole licking whore mastering butt fuckin' ?

 

[Onder]

 

[arg]

So I asked her to go out tonight in a commanding and decisive yet balanced with a fun and lively tone like the dating videos say.

She said she’s not available til Friday, to which I responded positively and nonchalantly.

Now I need to keep up the anticipation with occasional interactions to maintain sexual tension yet still holding back and leaving some mystery

This shit’s a lot of fucking work, she’d better let me tongue punch her fart box all night til the next morning (I bet that’s why she made it Friday)

 

[Carpe Mortem]

This chick has a bf? Skank alert. Make sure you wrap your tongue buddy.

 

[CF87]

Both dudes don't even know each other, plus he happens to be filipino, smart chick.

 

[Omni]

This chick has a bf? Skank alert. Make sure you wrap your tongue buddy.

It might be a little late for that type of advice, given the whores.

 

[Onder]

So I asked her to go out tonight in a commanding and decisive yet balanced with a fun and lively tone like the dating videos say.

She said she’s not available til Friday, to which I responded positively and nonchalantly.

Now I need to keep up the anticipation with occasional interactions to maintain sexual tension yet still holding back and leaving some mystery

This shit’s a lot of fucking work, she’d better let me tongue punch her fart box all night til the next morning (I bet that’s why she made it Friday)

This is probably THE post-modern love story that might make me fucking cry in the end, if she lets you tongue-drill her shithole, that is. I'm not even overly sentimental.

FWIW, this postponing just seems like she doesn't have the heart to tell you no straight away. Did you wiggle your tongue (in a commanding way) while asking her out?

The dating videos thing reminds me of my brother, I found a loot of those vids and books on his flashdisk when I borrowed it and it reminded me of the times he used to hit on flat-chested girls at bars and how he always got punched in the face by their boyfriends, because he just didn't care in the least.

 

[arg]

no she wont cancel man, she is displaying several signs that she is attracted to me such as smiling, adding her own stuff to the conversation, tilting her head, etc

also im gonna make her uncontrollably obsessed with me by randomly mixing it up between being brooding/intense/serious as fuck, warm/caring, and stupid/comedic so she never knows what shes gonna get. im not that good at it yet but im dedicated lol

 

[CiG]

This chick has a bf? Skank alert. Make sure you wrap your tongue buddy.

I'm more concerned about what her butthole might catch.