Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Don't prostitutes in Europe conform to certain health standards though? My thinking is that a professional keeps clean and screened, whereas an office skank doesn't feel obliged to. From what I've seen arg doesn't bang crack whores, he bangs escorts.

 

[EspaDa]

But I remember pretty well when arg was telling a story that while in Poland, he met a prostitute whose ass smelled so bad that he almost threw up. That made me laugh so much . Fucking Polish whores, can't even make a good impression on foreigners.

 

[arg]

Today I pulled an epic maneuver. She knocked on a door and I opened it.

“I knew it was you”
“How?”
“I could smell you” in a gruff and masculine voice
“Is that good or bad?” giggling.
I say nothing and just look animalistically at her with a furrowed brow. She walks away laughing nonstop

She smokes but I think she smells great cuz of her perfume + natural scent + the smoke. But she doesn’t know that. She’ll be thinking all night til tomorrow omg does he think I stink

 

[Onder]

Today I pulled an epic maneuver. She knocked on a door and I opened it.

“I knew it was you”
“How?”
“I could smell you” in a gruff and masculine voice
“Is that good or bad?” giggling.
I say nothing and just look animalistically at her with a furrowed brow. She walks away laughing nonstop

She smokes but I think she smells great cuz of her perfume + natural scent + the smoke. But she doesn’t know that. She’ll be thinking all night til tomorrow omg does he think I stink

Later in the canteen, the woman with her girly colleagues:

"Girls I'm on my period and I think this Asian guy can smell my pussy."
"Ew, Asians"
"He could smell it through a closed door!"

 

[PrincessHades]

Fuck me. A girl who knows I'm into her 'accidentally' put her hand on my shoulder and implied that she wanted my number twice. I didn't even have the confidence to give her my number. Fuck. I'll do it tomorrow and ask for her's if the topic of phones comes up.

 

[Dak]

What a pussy. There, now you are shamed by an anonymous person on a dead forum. Maybe you'll think about it next time a girl puts her hand on you and asks for the D.

 

[arg]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

 

[PrincessHades]

What a pussy. There, now you are shamed by an anonymous person on a dead forum. Maybe you'll think about it next time a girl puts her hand on you and asks for the D.

I'm just cautious. I don't like to fuck up.

 

[PrincessHades]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

I laughed hard about the French thing. I have this image in my head of you in a Pantera shirt and ripped up jeans with a French moustache holding a baguet while speaking some charming French to her.

 

[-CC-]

Fuck me. A girl who knows I'm into her 'accidentally' put her hand on my shoulder and implied that she wanted my number twice. I didn't even have the confidence to give her my number. Fuck. I'll do it tomorrow and ask for her's if the topic of phones comes up.

"What do you think about the iPhone X? And since we're now talking about phones, here is my number"

 

[PrincessHades]

I'm more concerned about what her butthole might catch.

Just stick with the pussy. No need to eat ass. Ever. Unless the girl is seriously into it which she probably isn't.

 

[arg]

I’m gonna defeat her bf by bringing her cool places, getting her cool shit and eating her ass. Every female can be turned into a whore

 

[Onder]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

Even though she's still postponing just as I predicted, it's staggering how quickly you got into her car. Your pickup techniques and precise psychology work with the subject yields unprecedented results. Her butthole is almost in your reach, the tongue-butthole collision is imminent.

 

[arg]

Lol this is the first time I’ve tried this approach and it really is effective. I was always the nice guy pussy before.

When she postponed, my chain of replies were
“Skip it and come with me instead”
“Monday is fine ”
“Let’s chill on your break, text me”
Then the first thing I said in her car was “you suck” serious-like but then seconds later laugh and say “nah it’s cool”

 

[EspaDa]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

Show her your collection of your worldwide fuck videos, she'll be yours.

 

[Dak]

Demonstrate high SMV by showing how much you pay for sex.....wait, I don't think that's how it works.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The most beautiful women I've known were incredibly naive about the friend zone. Like they'd doll up and be flirtatious to go out to dinner with dude's they had no interest in romantically, because they're 'good friends'. If a guy texted them "I really wanna eat your butthole" they'd probably laugh it off as boys will be boys instead of telling the guy to fuck off and never talk to them again.

My point is, depending how hot this girl is, getting laid isn't totally imminent. If she's insanely hot she might also be retarded and genuinely think this is all just friendly. She'll think a date is just friendly too. It's all just friendly until you lean in for some action and she's shocked by your behavior. But I am rooting for you.

 

[Dak]

I think that might be age and education dependent. I know some smart attractive women that are somewhat discouraged from their dating experiences. Dudes don't know how to act around someone attractive and with more education.

 

[arg]

The most beautiful women I've known were incredibly naive about the friend zone. Like they'd doll up and be flirtatious to go out to dinner with dude's they had no interest in romantically, because they're 'good friends'. If a guy texted them "I really wanna eat your butthole" they'd probably laugh it off as boys will be boys instead of telling the guy to fuck off and never talk to them again.

My point is, depending how hot this girl is, getting laid isn't totally imminent. If she's insanely hot she might also be retarded and genuinely think this is all just friendly. She'll think a date is just friendly too. It's all just friendly until you lean in for some action and she's shocked by your behavior. But I am rooting for you.

She’s pretty hot but I’ve had hotter. What if I wanna be in the friends that fuck zone? Does it help to brag about how many hot women I’ve had? (Not gonna mention the paying part).

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think that might be age and education dependent. I know some smart attractive women that are somewhat discouraged from their dating experiences. Dudes don't know how to act around someone attractive and with more education.

It may be more about class than age and education. The girls I mention came from good families, had money, etc. So there's a certain expectation of a gentleman's role perhaps, as entertainer and provider, solely a platonic evening companion as dinner is for two sexes and only lunch dates are for the same sex.

Arg said this girl's broke so he might be in the home run after all, in retrospect.